If Hadi Goes To Doha
As you know, i've spent quite a number of years adapting to the fact that my father is working overseas in the land of the Arabs. Often, i've thought about the idea of what if one day, my dad doesnt decide to return to Singapore to work and insists on bringing us along with him to migrate to Doha. If that's the case, chances are, i would have to find my future soulmate in Doha as i don't think that any girlfriend of mine that i would have in Singapore would want to follow me there or continue a long distance relationship with me. Hence, i might as well prepare myself with some pick up lines to pick up some Doha chicks and forget those i've learnt in Singapore as i know it would not apply there. Here's a good 20 pick up lines that i've learnt so far that we muslim Singaporeans can relate to.
1. Are those legs halal?
2. Wanna date? i bought a whole box when i went to madinah.
3. Girl you fine, I see that praying 5 times a day has really payed off.
4. Girl when i first saw you i said mashallah, then i said inshallah.
5. Would you like to help me wake up for Subuh?
6. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
7. Girl...I know its haraam "paying" so much "interest" in you...but I can't help myself..
8. Girl you're so hot, you make the Shaitan sweat.
9. Hey do you want to pray together? Should I call you or Nudge you?
10. I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
11. I have some sort of sickness but Allah*swt* has created a cure, thats you.
12. Any cup of water that you pour for me will taste like Zam Zam.
13. Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?
14. Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.
15. I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
16. To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
17. It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
18. Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
19. I think I just lost my wudu by the sight of you.
20. I'm new here, can you take me to the closest masjid?
Courtesy of the Islamic Pick Up Lines Group on facebook. :)
bye
1. Are those legs halal?
2. Wanna date? i bought a whole box when i went to madinah.
3. Girl you fine, I see that praying 5 times a day has really payed off.
4. Girl when i first saw you i said mashallah, then i said inshallah.
5. Would you like to help me wake up for Subuh?
6. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
7. Girl...I know its haraam "paying" so much "interest" in you...but I can't help myself..
8. Girl you're so hot, you make the Shaitan sweat.
9. Hey do you want to pray together? Should I call you or Nudge you?
10. I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
11. I have some sort of sickness but Allah*swt* has created a cure, thats you.
12. Any cup of water that you pour for me will taste like Zam Zam.
13. Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?
14. Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.
15. I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
16. To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
17. It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
18. Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
19. I think I just lost my wudu by the sight of you.
20. I'm new here, can you take me to the closest masjid?
Courtesy of the Islamic Pick Up Lines Group on facebook. :)
bye