dear msr. sharpe
The Hulk
Originally uploaded by imagemaker22. You were an awesome Tight End, but you're a terrible columnist.
That article you wrote recently is pretty damn ridiculous. To quote The Jesus "You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha!" Not only do you play it safe in a lot of what your write but this sentence in particular leaves me scratching my head:
Every year, a player comes out of nowhere to make himself known, and this year I think that player will be Daunte Culpepper.
I don't care how you tried to cover for it in the sentences that followed, you should have your press credentials revoked immediately. Do not pass "Go" do not collect $200.
Also, you're extreme homer pick of Denver to represent the AFC in the Superbowl is weak.
Though I got to admit you're better than Deion.
So, stick to pregame, man.
- _guy_incognito