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[_gunt]

this is going to blow your mind, and your socks off, and your mind's socks off

we went in on friday to get our marriage certificate, and i paid extra for a faster turnaround

so that's all well and go and we go home, about 4 hours later the dog starts losing it, so i go to check it out

and you'll never fucking believe it;

it was the marriage certificate.

i'll never again see the government handle something so quickly. i practically shit myself. maybe i even did.

i shit myself : (