Lurlinemas Presents
Elphaba won't actually tell her typist what she got for him. But she is doing her best to make up for ruining his birthday so horrifically.
Elphaba apparently prefers to keep her family life personal. Even not telling her typist. So Gracie and Mark both get their presents separately.
In addition to presenting her with a lovely collection of scarves and shawls, Elphaba is going to ask Nessa to be godmother to Elizabeth Rose, who is due in mid-February.
A box filled with sex toys. Including edible pieces. With a note that says "Enjoy, and tell Crope 'Hello' for me. When you get a chance to actually talk."
Same thing as Tibbett, only without the note.
They each get a copy of the Kama Sutra. With full-page color illustrations. And a small box of smelling salts, for the inevitable fainting spell. And, as a last minute addition, a nice, crushed-rose-petals rosary. Not that Elphaba actually has any idea what it's for, just that it's something religious.
A book of poetry, accompanied by a hand-made card, the message of which she is also keeping personal.
A card, wishing a happy holidays, accompanied by a gift certificate to a store April goes to a lot.
A collection of stuffed animals, and some baby-sized sneakers, for all his running endeavors.
A beautiful set of colored pencils, charcoals, and pens, and several blank notebooks. Accompanying this is a paper with green crayon scribbles zealously covering the expanse of the paper, obviously done with lots of love, from Gracie.
Typist: It's inevitable I forgot someone. If I did, let me know.