Lessons learned...
In the past few days, myself and others have learned some valuable lessons. I would like to point out, I am not the butt of all of these lessons.
I am a contortionist....or a liar.
Allergies are not contagious, and neither are the rashes brought on by allergies.
Something at work is aggervating my asthma....I could be allergic to work. But sorry guys, as we have learned before, allergies are not contagious; you can't catch being allergic to work from me, and you can't skip work as a result.
Typying result incorrectly produces re-slut.
When the front door is locked at work, and the lock is broken so it won't unlock, the boss will request the smallest person to slip in the the back door and crawl around the printing plotters that are worth THOUSANDS of dollars, so don't break them in the process.
Walking hurts.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks....a.k.a. it's hard to break old habits...like procrastinating.
Watching others harrass people and realizing you used to share those conversations is painful.
Calling the roommates to bring you your book/homework isn't always reliable, so make sure you bring all your stuff with you the first time.
Don't rearrange the desks in the art classrooms so that you can have the desk you want. It's highly frowned upon on the first day of class, and forbidden every other day.
Trying to fix something in your life a can actually make it worse.
I am a contortionist....or a liar.
Allergies are not contagious, and neither are the rashes brought on by allergies.
Something at work is aggervating my asthma....I could be allergic to work. But sorry guys, as we have learned before, allergies are not contagious; you can't catch being allergic to work from me, and you can't skip work as a result.
Typying result incorrectly produces re-slut.
When the front door is locked at work, and the lock is broken so it won't unlock, the boss will request the smallest person to slip in the the back door and crawl around the printing plotters that are worth THOUSANDS of dollars, so don't break them in the process.
Walking hurts.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks....a.k.a. it's hard to break old habits...like procrastinating.
Watching others harrass people and realizing you used to share those conversations is painful.
Calling the roommates to bring you your book/homework isn't always reliable, so make sure you bring all your stuff with you the first time.
Don't rearrange the desks in the art classrooms so that you can have the desk you want. It's highly frowned upon on the first day of class, and forbidden every other day.
Trying to fix something in your life a can actually make it worse.