Aug 23, 2006 20:13
Friday:
Ann and I were putting chain extender thingyies on the ceiling fans.
Ann: Hey Crystal....I made my pull chain on my fan longer than on my light so I could tell the difference.
Crystal: ok. Maybe I should do the same on mine and in the tv lounge so that the people who live here after us have consistency
Ann: Don't make yours so long
Crystal: I'm shorter than you! I can barely reach these as it is!
.....
Crystal: Can you help? I'm too short to do this?
(Ann is a wee bit taller than me....or a bit more than a wee bit......yeah so anyway)
Wednesday:
Ann: (entering Crystal's room) You need some light in here. (Pulls longer chain)
Crystal: You just turned my fan off!
Ann: Well in my room the longer chain is for the lights!
Crystal: NO! You told me that you made your longer pull chain the fan so we did it on the rest of the fans in the house to have consistency!!
Ann: Well......that's not how it is in my room!
Crystal: You said!!!!!!
Ann: Well, I'm dyslexic!! I say things backwards!
(no she really is dyslexic in real life, it can be quite comical)
(Ann exits - stage left)
Crystal: (following her) HO!!!!
Ann: HO!!!!
Crystal: (tests Ann's fan by pulling on long chain to turn on lights)
(Fan turns off)
Crystal: YOUR LONG ONE GOES TO THE FAN!!!!
Ann: It does?
Ann: I'M DYSLEXIC
Crystal: (thinking) I noticed.
Lots of laughter and yelling of unintelligable things
Crystal: This is going on my live journal!
Ann: Hey, you need commas there
Crystal: (deep aggitated sigh)
Ann: Hey you forgot to close your parentheses
Crystal: (deeper aggitated sigh)
Ann: Hey you forgot...
Crystal: I think it is funny that the dyslexic is editing this
End scene
Ann just pointed out I forgot my period at the end of my last quote.
But I would like to point out she didn't fix any of my spelling errors
except for dyslexic