the damn fan!

Aug 23, 2006 20:13

Friday:
Ann and I were putting chain extender thingyies on the ceiling fans.
Ann: Hey Crystal....I made my pull chain on my fan longer than on my light so I could tell the difference.

Crystal: ok. Maybe I should do the same on mine and in the tv lounge so that the people who live here after us have consistency

Ann: Don't make yours so long

Crystal: I'm shorter than you! I can barely reach these as it is!

.....

Crystal: Can you help? I'm too short to do this?

(Ann is a wee bit taller than me....or a bit more than a wee bit......yeah so anyway)

Wednesday:
Ann: (entering Crystal's room) You need some light in here. (Pulls longer chain)

Crystal: You just turned my fan off!

Ann: Well in my room the longer chain is for the lights!

Crystal: NO! You told me that you made your longer pull chain the fan so we did it on the rest of the fans in the house to have consistency!!

Ann: Well......that's not how it is in my room!

Crystal: You said!!!!!!

Ann: Well, I'm dyslexic!! I say things backwards!

(no she really is dyslexic in real life, it can be quite comical)

(Ann exits - stage left)

Crystal: (following her) HO!!!!

Ann: HO!!!!

Crystal: (tests Ann's fan by pulling on long chain to turn on lights)

(Fan turns off)

Crystal: YOUR LONG ONE GOES TO THE FAN!!!!

Ann: It does?

Ann: I'M DYSLEXIC

Crystal: (thinking) I noticed.

Lots of laughter and yelling of unintelligable things

Crystal: This is going on my live journal!

Ann: Hey, you need commas there

Crystal: (deep aggitated sigh)

Ann: Hey you forgot to close your parentheses

Crystal: (deeper aggitated sigh)

Ann: Hey you forgot...

Crystal: I think it is funny that the dyslexic is editing this

End scene

Ann just pointed out I forgot my period at the end of my last quote.

But I would like to point out she didn't fix any of my spelling errors
except for dyslexic
Previous post Next post
Up