Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans
Ann, to cheer me up from last weeks sadness, decided that getting me some Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans would cheer me up. Well, it did. I don't like them myself, but giving them to Chris and Darren, well, let's just say I almost peed my pants on several occasions.
I myself tried earwax. Bad decision. Really gross. I didn't finish the bean. So Chris is checking them out and tries some black pepper. He said it was very hot. Several minutes later his mouth was still burning. So Darren tries some. I give him earwax. When I had it, the bean itself didn't taste bad, it was the aftermath. As soon as Darren declared that it wasn't so bad, the most grotesque expression was on his face!! So then Chris gave Darren vomit. I'm not sure if Darren knew it was vomit before he put it in his mouth. However, I am going to quote Darren:
IT TASTES LIKE A DAMN HARDWARE STORE!!!!!!!!! I myself don't know what a hardware store tastes like. However, this is how Darren chose to express the taste of vomit through words. He later went on to describe it as A HEAD ON COLLISION IN MY MOUTH.
So then they tried sardine. By now, they understood that it was probably going to taste like sardines. Darren ran, like he did with the others, to the trash can to spit it out. Chris, like the others, sat there and chewed on it, then guzzled a bunch of water.
So that brings us to dirt. THAT TASTES LIKE FRICKING DIRT. THEY REALLY HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD. He was sounded so surprised by this.
I was nice after that. I gave the boys bubble gum. Darren: That is a bit more pleasant. Chris: it's a little party in my mouth. Darren: I almost don't want to swallow it.
Um, it's not actual bubble gum, I recommend swallowing it soon.
I myself tried earwax. Bad decision. Really gross. I didn't finish the bean. So Chris is checking them out and tries some black pepper. He said it was very hot. Several minutes later his mouth was still burning. So Darren tries some. I give him earwax. When I had it, the bean itself didn't taste bad, it was the aftermath. As soon as Darren declared that it wasn't so bad, the most grotesque expression was on his face!! So then Chris gave Darren vomit. I'm not sure if Darren knew it was vomit before he put it in his mouth. However, I am going to quote Darren:
IT TASTES LIKE A DAMN HARDWARE STORE!!!!!!!!! I myself don't know what a hardware store tastes like. However, this is how Darren chose to express the taste of vomit through words. He later went on to describe it as A HEAD ON COLLISION IN MY MOUTH.
So then they tried sardine. By now, they understood that it was probably going to taste like sardines. Darren ran, like he did with the others, to the trash can to spit it out. Chris, like the others, sat there and chewed on it, then guzzled a bunch of water.
So that brings us to dirt. THAT TASTES LIKE FRICKING DIRT. THEY REALLY HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD. He was sounded so surprised by this.
I was nice after that. I gave the boys bubble gum. Darren: That is a bit more pleasant. Chris: it's a little party in my mouth. Darren: I almost don't want to swallow it.
Um, it's not actual bubble gum, I recommend swallowing it soon.