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okay, i already know my friends are awesome. show me just how awesome by doing this simple favor. i've written a letter to the leaders of KFC and its owner Yum! Brands. all you have to do is print it out three times, filling in one of the leader's names for each one, then sign it and send it off to the addresses provided. please please pleeeeease do this, even if you don't give a fuck. because i do. <3
Mr. _________,
It has come to my attention that you are losing KFC customers, money, and profit. It makes me happy to know that I am partly responsible for that. : ) I’m sure you’ve gotten countless letters from people like me, warning you that we’ll do anything to stop supporting your relentless cruelty to innocent chickens. I’m even sure you’re scoffing now: “They’re JUST chickens, and you’re JUST kids.”
Just chickens? Chickens are amazingly intelligent and sensitive. They love to be around their own kind to frolic and play. You stop them from doing such normal and instinctual behaviors, like dust bathing, that you drive them insane. Then you slit their throats.
Just kids? We’re the people that are going to put you out of business if you refuse to implement PeTA’s simple guidelines to lessen the chicken’s pain and the brutality of your practice.
I’ve stopped so many people from entering KFC. My entire family and all my friends steer clear of your Kentucky Fried Cruelty. I will continue to leaflet and protest until you stop or you’ve lost every single penny you have.
Sincerely,
__________
There's the letter. Here are the addresses:
David Novak, CEO
Yum! Brands
13006 N. Osage Rd.
Louisville, KY 40223
1-800-CALL-KFC
502-874-8291 (fax)
Gregg Dedrick, President
KFC Corporation
414 Watch Hill Ln.
Louisville, KY 40245
1-800-CALL-KFC
502-874-8790 (fax)
Jonathan Blum, Senior Vice President
Yum! Brands
702 Shady Ln.
Louisville, KY 40223
502-874-8315 (fax)
and if you actually want to know what's goin' on before you send it, check out kfccruelty.com.
i love you!!!
Mr. _________,
It has come to my attention that you are losing KFC customers, money, and profit. It makes me happy to know that I am partly responsible for that. : ) I’m sure you’ve gotten countless letters from people like me, warning you that we’ll do anything to stop supporting your relentless cruelty to innocent chickens. I’m even sure you’re scoffing now: “They’re JUST chickens, and you’re JUST kids.”
Just chickens? Chickens are amazingly intelligent and sensitive. They love to be around their own kind to frolic and play. You stop them from doing such normal and instinctual behaviors, like dust bathing, that you drive them insane. Then you slit their throats.
Just kids? We’re the people that are going to put you out of business if you refuse to implement PeTA’s simple guidelines to lessen the chicken’s pain and the brutality of your practice.
I’ve stopped so many people from entering KFC. My entire family and all my friends steer clear of your Kentucky Fried Cruelty. I will continue to leaflet and protest until you stop or you’ve lost every single penny you have.
Sincerely,
__________
There's the letter. Here are the addresses:
David Novak, CEO
Yum! Brands
13006 N. Osage Rd.
Louisville, KY 40223
1-800-CALL-KFC
502-874-8291 (fax)
Gregg Dedrick, President
KFC Corporation
414 Watch Hill Ln.
Louisville, KY 40245
1-800-CALL-KFC
502-874-8790 (fax)
Jonathan Blum, Senior Vice President
Yum! Brands
702 Shady Ln.
Louisville, KY 40223
502-874-8315 (fax)
and if you actually want to know what's goin' on before you send it, check out kfccruelty.com.
i love you!!!