On the twelfth day of Christmas,
_gerald sent to me...
Twelve sorcerers whining
Eleven transformers writing
Ten demons a-painting
Nine biscuits drawing
Eight warlocks a-sleeping
Seven cartoons a-wrestling
Six predacons a-reading
Five blu-u-u-ueberry muffins
Four star wars
Three dinosaur comics
Two hawaiian shirts
...and a labyrinth in a bloom county.