vands88 Did this, and it looked like too much fun to pass up...
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
Chosen randomly from my favorites. I wish I could choose about 5 more..
1. Jack Shepherd
2. Fox Mulder
3. Jack Bristow
4. Michael Vaughn
5. Dana Scully
6. Irina Derevko
7. Addison Montgomery
8. John Locke
9. Sydney Bristow
10. Meredith Grey
11. Jim Halpert
12. Dwight Schrutte
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Irina/Jim? That would be weird, and probably really dark and angsty. I'd read it.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Michael Vaughn? Do I think Michael Vaughn is hot? I get excited at the turn of every month because it means i can print out a new calendar with his face on it to stick on my wall. GOD yes he's hot.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Locke would blame the island.
Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine?
Sydney? Absolutely. I can also start writing them and never finish.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Mulder/Irina? I imagine it would make a great dark love-hate relationship. He's trying to expose conspiracies, she's a backstabbing awesome person caught up in secret espionage groups...they could probably talk for hours about Rambaldi.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
5/9, Scully and Syd are two of the most kickass women to grace a TV screen.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Addison would probably give them a look, then walk out again, wondering why Fox Mulder was having sex with Dwight...
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Jack/Meredith? It would probably be an alternate to the series finale, when Jack Bristow gets shot by Sloane he makes it to the hospital, where Meredith has to struggle to keep him alive and make difficult decisions and narrarate her surgical career.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Jack Shepard/John Locke? They have their rough angsty times, but they laughed together in White Rabbit after rolling all over each other and they had good conversations about being crazy. I see the fluff in there with these two.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Dwight/Addison. Oh God. How about, "What the hell are we doing in a fic together?"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Michael Vaughn deflower Jack Shepard? Oohhh dear Lord the plot devices. They're both so amazing one look would probably be all it takes.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Addison slash? I don't think so...I haven't seen any.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yeah, people read Jack/Irina fics I guess.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Jim? You bet they do.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Mulder/Vaughn/Scully. Holy hell, I'll write that. If anyone decided to write that I would kiss their feet.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Something with "Mc" in front of it.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
For Locke? Probably "Change (In The House of Flies)"
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Jack/Irina/Dwight? Probably "This plot probably makes no sense."
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
LOL, For Mulder: "I'm currently involved in a global conspiracy to prevent aliens from colonizing the earth. Wanna get a drink?"
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Scully? Hmmm...maybe two weeks? They occasionally pop up on my flist, though I need to catch up on some.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Irina? Guns. Black. Leather. Oh, secret?
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Jim/Sydney? I guess if they were drunk. Though I wouldn't be too happy considering I have..others I'd like them to be with.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Jack Bristow > Everyone.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Okay let me get this straight: Jack Shepard is in a relationship with Syd, until she runs off with Vaughn (YAY), Jack Shepard has a one night stand with Jim (I'm intrigued) and an unhappy affair with Dwight (I'll say.) Then follows advice of Scully (I do believe she once said "blind leading the blind" on that subject) and finds true love with Jack Bristow. (Aw, Jack/Jack. How cute.)
I'd title this fic "Love. Actually, Nevermind." Umm...Katie would read it for Syd/Vaughn. Claudia would probably read it because it has Scully in it, and everyone else would read it for Jack Shepherd. Who would write it? I would.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Addison/Locke? A little confused.
That was a lot of fun.