This is funny...
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot that his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him, "Tomorrow, there had better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat!"
The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway.
Upon opening it, she found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.
His wife told him, "Tomorrow, there had better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat!"
The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway.
Upon opening it, she found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.