Oh, yes. I've been meaning to ask you. Did you run back to your girlfriend and make out with her after I kissed you? Did you have to prove to yourself just how straight you were?
Phft. I love how you assume I'm one of those moronic men who need to reinforce their sexuality every five minutes.
No, I didn't, if it's any of your business. I would've reacted in the same way if you'd happened to have been a girl, so don't get on a soapbox when there's no reason for you to.
That's why you were shouting that you needed your girlfriend? Haha! That seems quite the lame excuse. Somehow I can't see you looking like you would be sick if a girl kissed you. Try again.
Main Entry: sar·casm Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m Function: noun Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut 1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain 2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm synonym see WIT
Pat yourself on the back, you learned something new today.
You know I find it humorous the fact that you're the one that started to critisize me as well as the aggressor and yet, I'm the one that you point fingers at.
I had only commented on your post. Remember that, before you start getting on your own damn high horse.
so priceless
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Too much fun right here.
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Of course, you do think way too much of yourself, don't you? Just keep pretending.
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Oh, yes. I've been meaning to ask you. Did you run back to your girlfriend and make out with her after I kissed you? Did you have to prove to yourself just how straight you were?
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No, I didn't, if it's any of your business. I would've reacted in the same way if you'd happened to have been a girl, so don't get on a soapbox when there's no reason for you to.
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Main Entry: sar·casm
Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m
Function: noun
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm
synonym see WIT
Pat yourself on the back, you learned something new today.
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You know I find it humorous the fact that you're the one that started to critisize me as well as the aggressor and yet, I'm the one that you point fingers at.
I had only commented on your post. Remember that, before you start getting on your own damn high horse.
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And oh no, you're words, they hurt me so. Like I haven't heard it before.
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Whatever. Enjoy.
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