The News
Thank you Fox 6 for keeping me updated on the most important and breaking news stories. Tonight's programming contained a small update on a guy who was arrested for breaking and entering after busting into his neighbor's house with a sword because he thought a woman was being raped. Turned out his neighbor was just watching porn really loudly. The neighbor's pressing charges, but I think that he should just be greatful that there are people in the world who are willing to do that, and next time, he should turn down his porn. Speaking of breaking and entering, a man was just arrested for breaking and entering, and later claimed that he was a werewolf. Special.