Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
Had a decent birthday. I had surgery in the morning, what a present. The good news is that there may be a light at the end of the tunnel, and that this stuff should be done soon. Pray for me and all that good stuff.
Ok so I got back from Pirates 2, which was good but not as good as the first, and i went to pee; read this:
and i felt it needing to come, wanting to come, trying to come
GoHoos18 (12:35:25 AM): honestly, it has a willl
GoHoos18 (12:35:33 AM): so i'm all for it, i'm on its side
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:35:33 AM): did it come?
GoHoos18 (12:35:47 AM): i'd like for it to come also, me and it are on the same page
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:35:55 AM): right
GoHoos18 (12:35:59 AM): so i'm sitting there for a good few seconds, possibly even double digits
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:36:26 AM): jeeze
GoHoos18 (12:36:29 AM): and all of a sudden
GoHoos18 (12:37:00 AM): a sort of explosion, and pee starts flowing
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:37:15 AM): uh huh
GoHoos18 (12:37:23 AM): actually, it was more like a string of HELLFIRE coming out
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:37:35 AM): oh goodness
GoHoos18 (12:37:52 AM): so i saw something come out, around the time of the aforementioned explosion
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:37:58 AM): right
GoHoos18 (12:38:23 AM): i look down after the long, agonizing pee...near the end it felt less like hell and more like purgatory
GoHoos18 (12:38:24 AM): anyways
GoHoos18 (12:38:29 AM): and i see a blood clot
GoHoos18 (12:38:34 AM): in the damn toilet
GoHoos18 (12:39:11 AM): a large one, the size of at least a quarter
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:39:12 AM): EWWW
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:39:15 AM): ahh!
GoHoos18 (12:39:17 AM): then, i see another
GoHoos18 (12:39:23 AM): 50 cent piece, or bigger
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:39:27 AM): oh dear lord
GoHoos18 (12:39:30 AM): then i see another, also 50 cent piece size
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:39:38 AM): how many??
GoHoos18 (12:39:54 AM): about 3, give or take...they may have all been connected, i don't know
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:40:12 AM): are you supposed to have those?
GoHoos18 (12:40:22 AM): i actually got an old toothbrush and scooped one out, because i didn't believe my eyes
so that was my little shock for the end of the night.
I got Snatch on dvd, and the new Shadows Fall cd. Birthday+sister with bestbuy gift card= fun stuff.
I wanna work again soon; Markus, double-shifts, let's do it. Together. Holding hands.
Ok so I got back from Pirates 2, which was good but not as good as the first, and i went to pee; read this:
and i felt it needing to come, wanting to come, trying to come
GoHoos18 (12:35:25 AM): honestly, it has a willl
GoHoos18 (12:35:33 AM): so i'm all for it, i'm on its side
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:35:33 AM): did it come?
GoHoos18 (12:35:47 AM): i'd like for it to come also, me and it are on the same page
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:35:55 AM): right
GoHoos18 (12:35:59 AM): so i'm sitting there for a good few seconds, possibly even double digits
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:36:26 AM): jeeze
GoHoos18 (12:36:29 AM): and all of a sudden
GoHoos18 (12:37:00 AM): a sort of explosion, and pee starts flowing
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:37:15 AM): uh huh
GoHoos18 (12:37:23 AM): actually, it was more like a string of HELLFIRE coming out
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:37:35 AM): oh goodness
GoHoos18 (12:37:52 AM): so i saw something come out, around the time of the aforementioned explosion
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:37:58 AM): right
GoHoos18 (12:38:23 AM): i look down after the long, agonizing pee...near the end it felt less like hell and more like purgatory
GoHoos18 (12:38:24 AM): anyways
GoHoos18 (12:38:29 AM): and i see a blood clot
GoHoos18 (12:38:34 AM): in the damn toilet
GoHoos18 (12:39:11 AM): a large one, the size of at least a quarter
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:39:12 AM): EWWW
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:39:15 AM): ahh!
GoHoos18 (12:39:17 AM): then, i see another
GoHoos18 (12:39:23 AM): 50 cent piece, or bigger
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:39:27 AM): oh dear lord
GoHoos18 (12:39:30 AM): then i see another, also 50 cent piece size
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:39:38 AM): how many??
GoHoos18 (12:39:54 AM): about 3, give or take...they may have all been connected, i don't know
CnadianFlorIdiot (12:40:12 AM): are you supposed to have those?
GoHoos18 (12:40:22 AM): i actually got an old toothbrush and scooped one out, because i didn't believe my eyes
so that was my little shock for the end of the night.
I got Snatch on dvd, and the new Shadows Fall cd. Birthday+sister with bestbuy gift card= fun stuff.
I wanna work again soon; Markus, double-shifts, let's do it. Together. Holding hands.