hum...
i have no idea what i'm doing here. here, meaning posting on here. i got home 3 hours ago and ive done NO homework. i have so much... some of it is left over from a month of procrastinating. thats so bad, you have no idea. if i want to go to seuss free, ill have to ace my finals, and by ace i mean one fucking hundred percent.
i love the word percent. i also love the word fuck. because of its many places, most of which are my vocabulary. it also has a special place in my heart.
uuuhh... i hella tried gin yesterday. gin. its like rubbing alcohol in a fancy bottle. my dad came home from poker and i'm like "is that gin?" (it was bombay whatsitsface) and hes like "yeah, want some?" im like "sure." and i had a drop. rak tipa, just a drop. ;) it was okay, but then the alcohol hit me.
good liquor:
bailey's irish cream
that pink drink that my mom got in baltimore... its called hard rain. its like bright fuckin pink... with vodka and passion fruit juice and something else really good
kahlua
and... red wine. its not hard liquor per se, but its yummy
pomegranate wine... its like SWEET, and my uncle makes it
bad liquor:
gin... "dammit, that's GIN!" <- now i know why my character spat it out
straight vodka... well, maybe, iono whatever
cognac (why? it smells bad.)
phil's like "yea, i had a glass of vodka, and i got drunk"
what a psycho... i didnt ask him. :-P
so now that i've entertained you with my underage drinking... well, i dont know what else to say. phil's leaving the school either REALLY soon or at the end of the year... hes so awesome, the 3rd black jew i know. if he leaves all my comic relief at school will leave too!
seuss free is coming up. if i havent mentioned before, it looks like WOA WOA WOA im gonna get some booty.
just kidding... i was on the phone with the twins, and they are CONVINCED that i can walk up to any guy and make out with them RIGHT THURR. so, ill prove that i cant.
or even better, ill prove that i can ;)
oh man, what do i do? for all you unbelievers, ryan is cool. hes just stupid around you guys because he likes me better :)
and yea, if he looks remotely like jeremy sumpter i will so do him. yaaaaaaaaa...
hes not jewish, but o well ;) but seriously, some people are just stupid and dont like him because i like him... or whatever. well listen. i can make up my own mind, yea. hes not an asshole so stop broadcasting that he is!!
uhhhh... today i ditched jewish text :-D and i hung out in the drama room. i picked out a monologue for myself. its from an 1880's play where this girl polly is caught up in romance novels. its all cute and stuff. im gonna memorize it in lieu of the play, which i dont get to be in. *sniffles*
hm. what else? oh yea... seuss free is gonna rock.
o yea!!! at kehillah theres a storage place, right? and theres like, a wheelchair. just... there. so i called angie and we're gonna take it. ya. the medical store off lawrence sells those things for 346938409762390 bucks. way high for cheap jews like us. even though shes only half jewish. so we're gonna take it on monday. man i havent seen her forever. shes so cool... that girl rocks.
bri and i are goin hottubbin in her new jacuzzi. ;) yayy i love her!
i love the word percent. i also love the word fuck. because of its many places, most of which are my vocabulary. it also has a special place in my heart.
uuuhh... i hella tried gin yesterday. gin. its like rubbing alcohol in a fancy bottle. my dad came home from poker and i'm like "is that gin?" (it was bombay whatsitsface) and hes like "yeah, want some?" im like "sure." and i had a drop. rak tipa, just a drop. ;) it was okay, but then the alcohol hit me.
good liquor:
bailey's irish cream
that pink drink that my mom got in baltimore... its called hard rain. its like bright fuckin pink... with vodka and passion fruit juice and something else really good
kahlua
and... red wine. its not hard liquor per se, but its yummy
pomegranate wine... its like SWEET, and my uncle makes it
bad liquor:
gin... "dammit, that's GIN!" <- now i know why my character spat it out
straight vodka... well, maybe, iono whatever
cognac (why? it smells bad.)
phil's like "yea, i had a glass of vodka, and i got drunk"
what a psycho... i didnt ask him. :-P
so now that i've entertained you with my underage drinking... well, i dont know what else to say. phil's leaving the school either REALLY soon or at the end of the year... hes so awesome, the 3rd black jew i know. if he leaves all my comic relief at school will leave too!
seuss free is coming up. if i havent mentioned before, it looks like WOA WOA WOA im gonna get some booty.
just kidding... i was on the phone with the twins, and they are CONVINCED that i can walk up to any guy and make out with them RIGHT THURR. so, ill prove that i cant.
or even better, ill prove that i can ;)
oh man, what do i do? for all you unbelievers, ryan is cool. hes just stupid around you guys because he likes me better :)
and yea, if he looks remotely like jeremy sumpter i will so do him. yaaaaaaaaa...
hes not jewish, but o well ;) but seriously, some people are just stupid and dont like him because i like him... or whatever. well listen. i can make up my own mind, yea. hes not an asshole so stop broadcasting that he is!!
uhhhh... today i ditched jewish text :-D and i hung out in the drama room. i picked out a monologue for myself. its from an 1880's play where this girl polly is caught up in romance novels. its all cute and stuff. im gonna memorize it in lieu of the play, which i dont get to be in. *sniffles*
hm. what else? oh yea... seuss free is gonna rock.
o yea!!! at kehillah theres a storage place, right? and theres like, a wheelchair. just... there. so i called angie and we're gonna take it. ya. the medical store off lawrence sells those things for 346938409762390 bucks. way high for cheap jews like us. even though shes only half jewish. so we're gonna take it on monday. man i havent seen her forever. shes so cool... that girl rocks.
bri and i are goin hottubbin in her new jacuzzi. ;) yayy i love her!