i was fucking shit faced last night!!1!
fucking shit...
i went to the casualties/lower class brats/monster squad/blackouts show last night with carress... i took a quadrapaligic(i don't know how to fucking spell that) blowup doll and threw her into the pit... yeah... i was responsible for the blowup doll... that was me. she got fucking destroyed... it was awesome... i went in the pit... all 4'11" of me... i fucking rule so much. then i was a bitch and i ditched carress and i feel bad... i went to some house party thing and there was a shit ton of alcohol there... and fucking jungle juice or nigger sperm or whatever you decide to call it.... there was a fucking tub of that... i had like 2 bottles... it was made with vodka, jack daniels, rum, and kool-aide... i was fucked off my tits... i don't remember a whole fucking lot... except we lost sean so we were walking up to the el torreon looking for him and jasmine fucking tripped and broke her bottle of nigger sperm and cut her hand up real bad... so i took a picture. we kept going to the el torreon and screaming "sean!" and some black guy came up to us and asked if we were ok and i told him "yeah, she just fell..." and kept walking. the lower class brats invited us up onto their bus because they were having a "disco party"... and they fixed jasmine's hand. we invited them to come drink with us... they said they were going to... but i don't think they ever showed up. we walked back to the house and sean was passed the fuck out on the couch. i drank more nigger sperm... fell all over everyone... got burnt with a couple cigarettes and i barely fucking felt it... i eventually was sitting on the couch and just fucking fell off and into the floor... then whitney took my nigger sperm... and i chased her and fell in the floor again... then i got up and chased her some more... got my bottle back... drank some more... went out on the porch... talked to people... then i don't remember what happend... all i remember is i puked off the porch at some point... then i woke up on the dog pissed couch thismorning... i don't even remember laying down/being put there. i talked to nate thismorning... and i went out to smoke a cigarette while he made some chilli... i found my damn nigger juice. so i still have nigger juice. fuck you all. i fucking rule. nate gave me a ride home. because he is awesome... even though i was yelling at him while i was drunk.
my knee is all scraped up... i don't remember that happening.
***according to jasmine everyone was pouring beer on the curb for their dead homies and i decided to just grab a random beer and do it with them and i tripped over the curb.***
mom yelled at me when i got home... i deserved that. i didn't call her or anything and i just stayed out all night getting shit faced...
i have a picture of sean passed out on the couch with lopez's nuts on his forehead... kinda makes me wonder how many nuts i had on my face last night...
thismorning:
me: i think i puked last night...
nate: you did... i helped you...
I WAS FUCKING FUCKED UP AS FUCK!
i went to the casualties/lower class brats/monster squad/blackouts show last night with carress... i took a quadrapaligic(i don't know how to fucking spell that) blowup doll and threw her into the pit... yeah... i was responsible for the blowup doll... that was me. she got fucking destroyed... it was awesome... i went in the pit... all 4'11" of me... i fucking rule so much. then i was a bitch and i ditched carress and i feel bad... i went to some house party thing and there was a shit ton of alcohol there... and fucking jungle juice or nigger sperm or whatever you decide to call it.... there was a fucking tub of that... i had like 2 bottles... it was made with vodka, jack daniels, rum, and kool-aide... i was fucked off my tits... i don't remember a whole fucking lot... except we lost sean so we were walking up to the el torreon looking for him and jasmine fucking tripped and broke her bottle of nigger sperm and cut her hand up real bad... so i took a picture. we kept going to the el torreon and screaming "sean!" and some black guy came up to us and asked if we were ok and i told him "yeah, she just fell..." and kept walking. the lower class brats invited us up onto their bus because they were having a "disco party"... and they fixed jasmine's hand. we invited them to come drink with us... they said they were going to... but i don't think they ever showed up. we walked back to the house and sean was passed the fuck out on the couch. i drank more nigger sperm... fell all over everyone... got burnt with a couple cigarettes and i barely fucking felt it... i eventually was sitting on the couch and just fucking fell off and into the floor... then whitney took my nigger sperm... and i chased her and fell in the floor again... then i got up and chased her some more... got my bottle back... drank some more... went out on the porch... talked to people... then i don't remember what happend... all i remember is i puked off the porch at some point... then i woke up on the dog pissed couch thismorning... i don't even remember laying down/being put there. i talked to nate thismorning... and i went out to smoke a cigarette while he made some chilli... i found my damn nigger juice. so i still have nigger juice. fuck you all. i fucking rule. nate gave me a ride home. because he is awesome... even though i was yelling at him while i was drunk.
my knee is all scraped up... i don't remember that happening.
***according to jasmine everyone was pouring beer on the curb for their dead homies and i decided to just grab a random beer and do it with them and i tripped over the curb.***
mom yelled at me when i got home... i deserved that. i didn't call her or anything and i just stayed out all night getting shit faced...
i have a picture of sean passed out on the couch with lopez's nuts on his forehead... kinda makes me wonder how many nuts i had on my face last night...
thismorning:
me: i think i puked last night...
nate: you did... i helped you...
I WAS FUCKING FUCKED UP AS FUCK!