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Allright so yesterday my cousin Lyndsay got married.
It didn't even start off cool, we got lost because we couldn't take the road we were supposed to because there was an accident blocking it off.
So we thought we were gonna be late, but we got to the church and the wedding party, the bride, and the groom were missing. And a few other people. So we had to wait, and eventually my cousin Shawn came out and told us that the accident blocking off the road was his step dads truck and Lyndsay was in the car behind him. She wasn't in the accident, but her step dad was, and some girl that was 7 months pregnant, so we waited an hour before the wedding actually started.
Then we got to the reception, we had to take a speedy there 'cause we couldn't find another way.
The guy that drove the speedy just so happened to be completely insane and me Craig and Tyler almost died 'cause he can't drive..lol.
So we got to the reception alive, and we ended up being seated with a bunch of people we didn't know for the dinner. It wasn't so bad though, except for the one girl that didn't stop talking.
After the dinner everybody from my side of the family grabbed a bunch of chairs and made our own table.
It took a while for everyone to get up dancing, but it happened. and it was fun.
I heard people talking about something that happened so I asked my cousin Ronnie what was going on and he said my Uncle Randy punched a speedy driver because some dyke ripped him off and he wouldnt stop talking. So I was like whatever, ok. Then I went to the washroom, and I came back into the hall and there was maybe 3 or 4 people left in there so I asked my Uncle Tims girlfriend what was going on and she said one of his brothers was fighting, so I didnt think anything of it, but I went outside to check it out and it was my dad this time that punched somebody. Nobody really let it ruin their night, we went back in, had a good time. Then at the end of the night, me tyler nicole and craig were gonna walk home while my mom dad and a bunch of my aunt and uncles went to a bar. So we were on our way out and the lesbian ran into my dad and then she came outside and there was this Mark guy who was talking to everyone and he stops the lesbian and he's like "You don't run into somebody without saying please" (He meant to say without saying sorry, he was pretty drunk) and then the dyke tried starting a fight and she's like "You wanna go there?" So my Uncle Bryans like "Settle down Rocky" and then she started bitching at him, and by this time my whole familys out there yelling at her and her ride finally came. She wouldnt leave though, she hit Mark and he kept telling her he wasn't gonna hit her back cuz she was a girl, and she got offended and then she's like "Mark, you're just jealous 'cause I get more pussy than you" she was telling everyone she was more of a man than they were and stuff. Finally my Uncle Bryan got mad and pushed her, but not hard just enough so she would leave but she wouldn't. My Aunt Collen was starting shit with her too but she wouldn't fight her 'cause she was a girl and she'd actually have to fight back so we made fun of her for that too. Then she finally left, and we went home and everybody else went to the bar. So all in all it was a pretty fun night. My mom and dad got home, and they didn't wanna stop drinking, so they busted out more alcohol and kept drinking and invited everyone over.
I just went to bed.
It didn't even start off cool, we got lost because we couldn't take the road we were supposed to because there was an accident blocking it off.
So we thought we were gonna be late, but we got to the church and the wedding party, the bride, and the groom were missing. And a few other people. So we had to wait, and eventually my cousin Shawn came out and told us that the accident blocking off the road was his step dads truck and Lyndsay was in the car behind him. She wasn't in the accident, but her step dad was, and some girl that was 7 months pregnant, so we waited an hour before the wedding actually started.
Then we got to the reception, we had to take a speedy there 'cause we couldn't find another way.
The guy that drove the speedy just so happened to be completely insane and me Craig and Tyler almost died 'cause he can't drive..lol.
So we got to the reception alive, and we ended up being seated with a bunch of people we didn't know for the dinner. It wasn't so bad though, except for the one girl that didn't stop talking.
After the dinner everybody from my side of the family grabbed a bunch of chairs and made our own table.
It took a while for everyone to get up dancing, but it happened. and it was fun.
I heard people talking about something that happened so I asked my cousin Ronnie what was going on and he said my Uncle Randy punched a speedy driver because some dyke ripped him off and he wouldnt stop talking. So I was like whatever, ok. Then I went to the washroom, and I came back into the hall and there was maybe 3 or 4 people left in there so I asked my Uncle Tims girlfriend what was going on and she said one of his brothers was fighting, so I didnt think anything of it, but I went outside to check it out and it was my dad this time that punched somebody. Nobody really let it ruin their night, we went back in, had a good time. Then at the end of the night, me tyler nicole and craig were gonna walk home while my mom dad and a bunch of my aunt and uncles went to a bar. So we were on our way out and the lesbian ran into my dad and then she came outside and there was this Mark guy who was talking to everyone and he stops the lesbian and he's like "You don't run into somebody without saying please" (He meant to say without saying sorry, he was pretty drunk) and then the dyke tried starting a fight and she's like "You wanna go there?" So my Uncle Bryans like "Settle down Rocky" and then she started bitching at him, and by this time my whole familys out there yelling at her and her ride finally came. She wouldnt leave though, she hit Mark and he kept telling her he wasn't gonna hit her back cuz she was a girl, and she got offended and then she's like "Mark, you're just jealous 'cause I get more pussy than you" she was telling everyone she was more of a man than they were and stuff. Finally my Uncle Bryan got mad and pushed her, but not hard just enough so she would leave but she wouldn't. My Aunt Collen was starting shit with her too but she wouldn't fight her 'cause she was a girl and she'd actually have to fight back so we made fun of her for that too. Then she finally left, and we went home and everybody else went to the bar. So all in all it was a pretty fun night. My mom and dad got home, and they didn't wanna stop drinking, so they busted out more alcohol and kept drinking and invited everyone over.
I just went to bed.