out_lines, #14, If you were... -- Cal

[_forcedreality]

I thought you'd left.
Sorry... I know it's been a while.
Why apologize? I've been fucking celebrating.
Still hate these questions, huh?
Not possibly. Can we just start this.
Alright, calm down. Here.

If you were a _____ what would you be?

A metal
You have got to be kidding me. If I were a metal, what would I be? This is a fucking insult to my intelligence, dollface.
I don't pick the questions, Cal, you know that. Try this for me? Please?
Not the metal question, no.

A plant
No plants in L'est, so I can't answer.

A fault
Is "so ugly that your own mother calls you names" a fault?
Cal, behave.
Why? It's true.

A virtue
Stupid question. Next.

A colour
Black.

A season
We don't have seasons. You know that.