Please give me your testicles!
Hey guys, I'm currently in the process of building me a website & I need YOUR helps!
The website I'm creating is primarily to provide magic services for events, parties, anything.
Now there ain't no promotional tool more powerful than word-of-mouth, & here's what I need from you!
If you have ever seen me perform a magic trick(s), whether at a party, while I'm working @ Deville's Pad, randomly on the side of the road, casually sitting in a coffee shop or at a restaurant, while I'm doing relief teaching, or maybe you've live(ed) with me when I've just learnt a new trick & was trying it out on you at home, whenever, wherever, whatever, however, whoever...
Please, please, please, please leave me a nice testimonial here in this discussion board (...or as a comment on this LJ post) that I may use in the future to put up on my website. Please also sign off with a name that you'd like me to post on the testimonial page (Preferably at least a first name, if not your full name &/or organization that you represent).
Your message could be anything between one word (e.g. "AWESOME!"), or 2 (e.g. "Totally rad!"), or 3 (e.g. "Fuckin amazing dude!"), or a short story (e.g. "There was this one time, at band camp...")
I will be eternally grateful to you, & you may be able to claim my gratitude in the future with a well placed guilt trip.
You: "Hey Jon, could you lend me $6000 for my sex change operation?"
Me: "WTF dude, that's crazy talk!!"
You: "Remember that time late in '09, when I left you a testimonial for that magician website you were building?"
Me: "Aww shucks, ok I don't have $6000, but maybe I can contribute $50 to your sex change operation fund?"
You: "Dude, remember Hugh Hefner specifically said he read my testimonial, & decided to hire you for his Playboy Mansion party, & then you hoooked up with Playmate of the year 2011, & her twin sister, who happened to know Tony Iommi, & introduced you guys, & then he successfully launched your musical career, & the rest, as they say, is history?"
Me: "OK FINE, here's your damn $6000, now we're quits, leave me the fuck alone already!"
Thank y'all from the deepest, darkest, moistest, corner of this thumping thing in my chest.
Love, J.
The website I'm creating is primarily to provide magic services for events, parties, anything.
Now there ain't no promotional tool more powerful than word-of-mouth, & here's what I need from you!
If you have ever seen me perform a magic trick(s), whether at a party, while I'm working @ Deville's Pad, randomly on the side of the road, casually sitting in a coffee shop or at a restaurant, while I'm doing relief teaching, or maybe you've live(ed) with me when I've just learnt a new trick & was trying it out on you at home, whenever, wherever, whatever, however, whoever...
Please, please, please, please leave me a nice testimonial here in this discussion board (...or as a comment on this LJ post) that I may use in the future to put up on my website. Please also sign off with a name that you'd like me to post on the testimonial page (Preferably at least a first name, if not your full name &/or organization that you represent).
Your message could be anything between one word (e.g. "AWESOME!"), or 2 (e.g. "Totally rad!"), or 3 (e.g. "Fuckin amazing dude!"), or a short story (e.g. "There was this one time, at band camp...")
I will be eternally grateful to you, & you may be able to claim my gratitude in the future with a well placed guilt trip.
You: "Hey Jon, could you lend me $6000 for my sex change operation?"
Me: "WTF dude, that's crazy talk!!"
You: "Remember that time late in '09, when I left you a testimonial for that magician website you were building?"
Me: "Aww shucks, ok I don't have $6000, but maybe I can contribute $50 to your sex change operation fund?"
You: "Dude, remember Hugh Hefner specifically said he read my testimonial, & decided to hire you for his Playboy Mansion party, & then you hoooked up with Playmate of the year 2011, & her twin sister, who happened to know Tony Iommi, & introduced you guys, & then he successfully launched your musical career, & the rest, as they say, is history?"
Me: "OK FINE, here's your damn $6000, now we're quits, leave me the fuck alone already!"
Thank y'all from the deepest, darkest, moistest, corner of this thumping thing in my chest.
Love, J.