can you say corny???
ok so this is the entry that i said i would put up. its dedicated to all of our EXTREMELY corny teachers!!
First guy: Who’s Beethoven?
Second guy: He’s a composer.
First guy: So, what does he do now?
Second guy: Well, now he’s a decomposer.
2B or not 2B
Catalyst (Cattle List):
Longhorn
Jersey
Hertford
Dairy
Guernsey
Black Angus
Holstein
Mathematicians know the difference between asymptotes and a hole in the graph
What did the guy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Wanna dance with me, i'm a fun guy (fungi)
A hydrogen ion (hydrogen #1) was crying when another hydrogen ion (hydrogen #2) came up
hydrogen #2: "what's wrong?"
hydrogen #1: "i lost an electron." :'(
hydrogen #2: "are you sure?"
hydrogen #1: "i'm positive!"
You have nice acids and you have "a mean o' acid" (amino acid)
yah, so this is all i have so far... if you have any teacher's corny jokes, then feel free to add!
oh yah and for the record, i learned my lesson about playing with metal.... steel splinters hurt!
First guy: Who’s Beethoven?
Second guy: He’s a composer.
First guy: So, what does he do now?
Second guy: Well, now he’s a decomposer.
2B or not 2B
Catalyst (Cattle List):
Longhorn
Jersey
Hertford
Dairy
Guernsey
Black Angus
Holstein
Mathematicians know the difference between asymptotes and a hole in the graph
What did the guy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Wanna dance with me, i'm a fun guy (fungi)
A hydrogen ion (hydrogen #1) was crying when another hydrogen ion (hydrogen #2) came up
hydrogen #2: "what's wrong?"
hydrogen #1: "i lost an electron." :'(
hydrogen #2: "are you sure?"
hydrogen #1: "i'm positive!"
You have nice acids and you have "a mean o' acid" (amino acid)
yah, so this is all i have so far... if you have any teacher's corny jokes, then feel free to add!
oh yah and for the record, i learned my lesson about playing with metal.... steel splinters hurt!