Vanity
Dear Erica,
My hair will not reinact yesterday. I am unamused by its antics because I'm leaving the house in a few minutes. Albeit, going to the doctor's, but afterwards mommy will probably take me shopping. I turned on my computer and thought, "Hmm, maybe I should work on icons..." but then I got side-tracked by a story about a blowjob gone wrong. OMFG I'M NOT A PERVERT!
Love,
Jo
Dear Shona,
Get a freaking GJ now.
Love,
Jo
Incoherent Tendencies Abound Now:
Dear World,
OMFG Blockuster had Dynasty Warrior 5, the most recent release (hahaha, though not so recent recent) in the only video game that ACTUALLY EATS MY LIFE.
Exhibit A:
Dan: I need my playstation.
Me: Fuck off, I'm conquering China.
Dan: O_o
Me: You can have it back in a week.
Exhibit B:
Mother: Do you want to go shopping with me and my credit card?
Me:Fuck off. Uh...I'm kind of busy. Lu Bu just ran me over with his horse...
Mother: *sigh* We can go to that Filipino restaurant--
Me: AAAAAHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT ZHANG HE!
*cough* I stopped playing for food. And my thumbs refuse to, you know, bend/hold objects right now. Thank God I didn't get a hold of this game before finals.
OMFG
Love,
Jo
ps. I'm only half kidding about my thumbs.
My hair will not reinact yesterday. I am unamused by its antics because I'm leaving the house in a few minutes. Albeit, going to the doctor's, but afterwards mommy will probably take me shopping. I turned on my computer and thought, "Hmm, maybe I should work on icons..." but then I got side-tracked by a story about a blowjob gone wrong. OMFG I'M NOT A PERVERT!
Love,
Jo
Dear Shona,
Get a freaking GJ now.
Love,
Jo
Incoherent Tendencies Abound Now:
Dear World,
OMFG Blockuster had Dynasty Warrior 5, the most recent release (hahaha, though not so recent recent) in the only video game that ACTUALLY EATS MY LIFE.
Exhibit A:
Dan: I need my playstation.
Me: Fuck off, I'm conquering China.
Dan: O_o
Me: You can have it back in a week.
Exhibit B:
Mother: Do you want to go shopping with me and my credit card?
Me:Fuck off. Uh...I'm kind of busy. Lu Bu just ran me over with his horse...
Mother: *sigh* We can go to that Filipino restaurant--
Me: AAAAAHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT ZHANG HE!
*cough* I stopped playing for food. And my thumbs refuse to, you know, bend/hold objects right now. Thank God I didn't get a hold of this game before finals.
OMFG
Love,
Jo
ps. I'm only half kidding about my thumbs.