Double Dactyls

[_finn_]

Shambley Rambley
Finn now the chinaman
staying up late til the
morning he sees

Noticing poets not
Abecedarian
doubling their dactyls and
making their pleas

Wombley Frombley
Technically somberly
writing these dactyls are
habit forming

Staying within all the
egocentricity
trying to fit the rules
encompassing

NonsenseRepetitive
ProperNoun Subjectline
These are the rules that are
truly sublime

Second verse covers the
Doubledactylinic
Finish it up with a
nice simple rhyme

Hegonomous Grinklemus
See how the author writes
notice how much all this
goes on each verse

Flowing like rivers do
lacrimosonically
these double dactyls are
more than a curse

Argleplopmunimas
Fionnghall tries his worst
hard to mess up all the
rhythm unsaid

Sleepy now I must go,
Ideologically
hours ago I should
have been in bed