Okay, I've paid my George Lucas Tax...

Jun 01, 2005 00:41


Despite having the worst dialogue written, it still was better than the first two. Although, tbh that's not saying much.

I thought Frodo was bad with the single expression. Did Anakin ever change from the angsty 'No one understands me' sullen look? So not impressive.

Worst Conversion To The Dark Side Ever. I mean, honestly, that was the most wishy washy fall I have ever encountered. Oh no! You killed Shaft! You must be evil! I was totally taken in by your utterly abysmal 'Oh help me I'm weak and I can't get up' act you threw while killing Windu. Okay, I feel sorry for you. I'll believe everything you say, cause like... because! He didn't fall to the dark side, it was much like the relationship between Padme and Anakin in the second movie. "I hate you I hate you I love you!"

Worst acting award goes to Emperor Palpatine, with the help of a completely stupid script on how to tempt Anakin to the dark side.

Cute woobie animated character that kicks arse award goes to ... nope. Not Yoda. Obi-wan's lizard mount. That thing was cool.

At the end I can't help but notice the fact that the second trilogy is already written gives Mr Lucas the leeway to drop in totally unexplained scenes without losing his audience. If the second trilogy hadn't already been shown, the whole end montage would be completely and utterly incomprehensible. It's not a stand alone movie, like the second three could be, but a transitional one that holds the two trilogies together.

And was I the only one having Black Knight flashbacks when Anakin got taken off at the knees?

I also noticed the gradual shift in ship design to the second trilogy style, which was quite smooth (Apart from the ATM attached to Vader's chest...) Everything slowly got more and more low-tech =)

All in all, heh. Somewhat better than expected. It filled in the gaps, and that was all I was expecting it to do.
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