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[_fingolfin]

Fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.

*tries to think about this calmly on his way over to Turco and Fin's; fails miserably*

That fuckwit. He's clearly addled. All the more reason to put him out of his misery, really. I bet he'd even help. What the Mandos was she thinking?! I could kill her. Still might.

*pounds* *knocks*

[Edit] *follows

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[turco]

*Spots you from a first floor window*
*Thinks you have a slightly crazed look in your eye*

*gets a crossbow just in case*
*Opens the door, JUST a crack.*

Ye-es..?

[_fingolfin]

Good afternoon. Would you like to come help me slaughter your girlfriendwhateverthing's ex? 8D

[turco]

I wouldn't say no. Is there a particular reason, or are you just feeling particularly stabbity today?

[_fingolfin]

*is really excited to have a good reason today*

*really, really excited*

HE KIDNAPPED MY SON.

[turco]

No way! What a fruit loop!

FIN! JUST OFF TO KILL GWINDOR, HE KIDNAPPED FINGOLFIN'S BOY. BACK IN TIME FOR TEA!

[_finduilas]

*comes in*

What?! Have you both gone mad?? Why would Gwindor want to...hmm. Suppose that might do it, yeah. *thinks*

[_fingolfin]

YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THIS?!?!

[_finduilas]

I was just thinking...I ran into him awhile ago and said something about the baby. He seemed to think it was my baby. Mine and his. >_

[_fingolfin]

...

How has he managed to live this long?

[_finduilas]

Fuck if I know. Look. I'd really love to get in on this myself, but how about if I just go track him down and get the baby from him? That way nobody gets locked up and you don't have to pay for his burial expenses. Sound good?

[_fingolfin]

Don't worry about it. There won't be enough left to bury! >:D

[_finduilas]

ARRRGGHH.

Just LET ME DEAL WITH IT, please??

[_fingolfin]

...

Okay.

[_finduilas]

...

...

You're just going to follow me there, aren't you?

[_fingolfin]

Yep!

[_finduilas]

*looks helplessly to Turco*

I know it's ridiculous to ask you to be a voice of reason here, but...?