i need a lover who won't drive me crazy

Aug 31, 2005 22:21

Hmm, we're getting the end chunks of Katrina, so it's pouring balls. Good thing I'm sitting inside. With a Roof. And a Bed. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

2 weeks until I'm done. What. What?? Longest and shortest summer of my life.

I am deformed:
* Tree-trunk, gigantor tank-legs. With the shrinking, disappearing upper body.
* Chewbacca hair.
* Strange, leaning-forward, bow-legged walking mode. Maybe easier on the knees?
* BUT, creeky, painful granny knees. Cartiledge = overrated.
* I think my feet have grown a 1/2 size. The bottoms are callused up like shoe soles... should probably walk on glass or coals to experiment.
* Knee, arm, and face are leather-tan. Everything else = see-through.
* Permanent rash around my hips from my nasty-ass hipbelt.
* I think I heal faster?

Check it out - check it out - check it out
[there are secretly lots more to add, and some are picture taken by people I've met on the trail.]

over and out. -Critter
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