http://www.endofworld.net/kinda weird, kinda funny.
We had a BBQ/water balloon fight over the weekend annnndddd.... I had a bite of a sausage. Not turkey. Not tofu or any other soy based products. Eli was proud of me, and you should be too- My first bite of sausage since 8th grade! (I know, my life is terribly fascinating)
Boo and Me
Albanian? Pirate? Same thing.
Eli, Nivy and myself enjoying the time before we got soaked.
Genisha is the extra lady there.
Everything is winding down.
Chaia is gone, and I definitly teared up a little as she walked away from me. I'm damn thankful that I got to spend my summer with her as my roommate. I'll never forget the sweet southern girl with a badass attitude.
and, I'm packing. AGAIN. This time I'm just throwing shit in my car and calling it a job well done. I have a very crazy week ahead of me so I'm saving my energy. I don't have to come into work tomorrow so I'm hitting up the International Spy Museum (finally!) and as much as I can fit into a day. I saw tons of tourist stuff the first month, and then just kinda stopped.
Then work on Thursday, and one hour or so on Friday. Friday is MOVING DAY. 7.5 hours belting out songs to myself in the car. I was going to leave after work, but then I wouldn't be in Woo Town until atleast midnight, and I would hit tons of traffic. The only thing that I can figure is that if I leave by 11am, then I miss rush hour traffic in DC and New York. I hope. I'll unpack in Worcester Friday night, spend the night, then go to New Hampshire the next morning. Endure an excruciating Lyle family reunion for a few hours, and then drive to Maine that night. and then I'll relax for a week on the beach, and then back to Worcester to sort out the 100 lbs of crap that I'll leave sitting on my bedroom floor.
I messaged Dan and asked him if he had been kidnapped yet in Pakistan or if Shezzy had sold him into slavery yet and he replied:
"I was kidnapped for a few days but after the mandatory castration is wasn't so bad. I told them I knew the VP of Boeing and I'd hook them up with some planes. They agreed to release me if I threw in his daughter as well...so...ugh...don't go to the tribal areas of Pakistan...all is well otherwise, i'll be back on the 7th. Bilal just got in and i'm crashing at his pad. It's just a one room shack with a leaky roof built into a bomb crater. That said Bilal did pay a paki tranny (vestite) to touch me the other day, never thought I'd live to experience that, but once I clean up the AIDS i just got all should be well. Maine sounds like a swell idea and you'll have to further inform me as to the dates and such. As for gifts, I've bought you a cultured sample of the rash from the tranny's arm...it's delicious. But seriously, I'll buy you a small Pashtun child or something."