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When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God? nope i dont think so.

Would you rather...
sleep on a bed of peanut butter OR next to a humidifier full of urine?

sleep on a bed of peanut butter.

Would you rather...
have your cell phone ring function set on "Airhorn" OR "Taser"?
airhorn because i love that noise

Would you rather...
be able to simulate the voice of anybody OR simulate the hair?

voice

Would you rather...
have a permanent smile OR a permanent erection?
smile

Would you rather...
Be an underachiever relative to your very successful family OR be the only successful person in a family of losers and screw-ups?

be the only successful person in a family of losers and screw-ups

Would you rather...
Have eyeballs the size of golf balls OR teeth the size of computer keys?

big teeth

Would you rather...
Have your face pressed into gravel until you bleed OR have it pressed into a pile of poop for 30 seconds?

gravel

Would you rather...
(As a man) Be stinking drunk at the birth of your first child OR have the worst hangover of your life on your wedding day?

id be drunk to both.