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I know I'm being a bit 'lyricy' today, but that song is just so easy to manipulate. I have decided to rework the words, and post them onto a Rap Message Board, and see what people think of my take on it.

For your benefit, here is the Rap. If you want to see the message board, and gauge other peoples reactions, here is the link: Rapidooda

God like, Uh;
Mary like, uh;
Now she's pregnant, and Joseph had got, none.

She gave birth to a, son;
Gods number, one;
Bethlehem bitches, just wanna have, fun.

For thirty three, years;
Nothing much, occurred;
Until Jesus thought, "unnh-I'm gonna lay down my, word."

Jesus got a, crew;
what you gonna, do?
All you Prayer-haters, gonna get what's, due!

You at a whack, party?
Jesus'll get it, startin';
Turnin' holy water into, remy martin.

They think he's no good;
Cos' he's Gods blood;
Rich people do not want him around.
Cuz if you got money, and that's all you're about;
then someone gonna get laid the fuck out!

Judas like, unnh;
Betrayed Jesus', trust;
Sold Jesus out even though he felt, love.

They called him a, traitor;
He hung himself, later;
Judas was just tryna get that, 'paper'.

The Romans would, come;
Jesus could've been, gone;
But he was saying prayers whilst everyone else was saying, "RUN!".

Cross like, unnh;
Nails like, unnh;
God was getting mad whilst Jesus was saying, "ARRGH!"