the final count
of mutantfest mosquito bites is:
left leg: 25 bites
right leg: 18 bites
left arm: 8 bites
right arm: 3 bites
conclusion: I am delicious, they like my left more than my right, everyone who gave me the worthless hippie advice of "just eat a clove of garlic & you will be fine" pls get a near fatal case of chicken pox directly followed by shingles so I can arrive at your deathbed and tell you "just eat a clove of garlic & you will be fine." k, thnx. in addition to the bunk garlic theory, I also sprayed myself down in a fantastic mist of probably toxic & cancercausing chemicals that made me smell like citronilla & pledge to no avail. what can I say? I am IRRESISTABLE & DELICIOUS :(((
left leg: 25 bites
right leg: 18 bites
left arm: 8 bites
right arm: 3 bites
conclusion: I am delicious, they like my left more than my right, everyone who gave me the worthless hippie advice of "just eat a clove of garlic & you will be fine" pls get a near fatal case of chicken pox directly followed by shingles so I can arrive at your deathbed and tell you "just eat a clove of garlic & you will be fine." k, thnx. in addition to the bunk garlic theory, I also sprayed myself down in a fantastic mist of probably toxic & cancercausing chemicals that made me smell like citronilla & pledge to no avail. what can I say? I am IRRESISTABLE & DELICIOUS :(((