Nov 24, 2004 13:11
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN ANGEL WHEN..
you spend more time in school then you do at home
your backpack is 4 times your weight
the qoute "i only go to school for the boys," means absolutely nothing
your TI-83 is worth more then your life
you have senioritis your freshman year
life without the cafeteria cookies seems bleak
you believe some of the murals should be censored
the bathroom stalls are a message board
you need some form of caffeine to get through first period
the cafeteria ladies know you by your first name
you're in school during jewish holidays while your public school friends are sleeping
you serve several detentions for uniform violations
seeing a dog chasing geese outside doesn't phase you
dressing in regular clothes means paying $3
your brother seems to have half as much school work as you
you get a day off from school to do community service
you can't be called fresh"men"
you practice golf on the school's private putting green
you know that "breezeway" is a literal term
"may i have your attention for the afternoon announcements," is said in unison with the dean
when you see balloons on someone's backpack you know it's her birthday
you know the architecture of the building is designed from a nuns habit
you look foward to guided meditations (nap time) in your religion class
you have a counting system for the physical fitness tests in gym
you own several pairs of boxer shorts
wearing makeup is optional
you leave AHA and wonder how it all passed by so quickly