an attempt at exemplifying school spirit

Nov 24, 2004 13:11

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN ANGEL WHEN..

you spend more time in school then you do at home

your backpack is 4 times your weight

the qoute "i only go to school for the boys," means absolutely nothing

your TI-83 is worth more then your life

you have senioritis your freshman year

life without the cafeteria cookies seems bleak

you believe some of the murals should be censored

the bathroom stalls are a message board

you need some form of caffeine to get through first period

the cafeteria ladies know you by your first name

you're in school during jewish holidays while your public school friends are sleeping

you serve several detentions for uniform violations

seeing a dog chasing geese outside doesn't phase you

dressing in regular clothes means paying $3

your brother seems to have half as much school work as you

you get a day off from school to do community service

you can't be called fresh"men"

you practice golf on the school's private putting green

you know that "breezeway" is a literal term

"may i have your attention for the afternoon announcements," is said in unison with the dean

when you see balloons on someone's backpack you know it's her birthday

you know the architecture of the building is designed from a nuns habit

you look foward to guided meditations (nap time) in your religion class

you have a counting system for the physical fitness tests in gym

you own several pairs of boxer shorts

wearing makeup is optional

you leave AHA and wonder how it all passed by so quickly
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