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THE VILLAGE SUCKED
& i'm going to ruin the movie for you...on purpose. because i care. SO DONT BITCH... but if u were to ask me it was ruined when some dumbass decided to make this shit into a movie and STEAL my money!
To start out i'm going to make the statement that This movie IS NOT SCARY. They bullshitted you and now their laughing their ass's off with ur money in hand. gullable bastards.
...Now that you realize your a dumbass for thinking it's scary.. i'll fill you in to why this movie sucked so bad. // It starts off by some retard laughing and a bunch of people looking scared. Why? Dont ask me i'm just here to ruin the movie for you. Then it slowly tells the story about a bunch of assholes out in the middle of no where living like amish retards in the year 2004 being scared of the woods because of "monsters"... You find out an hour into the movie that these old faggots aka "elders" are trying to keep them from the outside world by dressing up like monsters. WHICH MEANS THERE ARE NO MONSTERS! (and thats when the movie goes to hell and u need to get ur stupid ass out of the seat and make ur way to the door.. and reflect back on me telling you how gay it is and what a bunch of dumbass's u are for not listening to me.)
That is the whole movie right there in thoes few sentences. If anyone tells you they liked it, and that it was scary... slap them in the face and say shut the fuck up. Because i just explained the movie right there.. and the rest of the movie is just bullshit filler that no one gave 2fucks about.
now get on ur knees and thank me for letting you NOT waste ur money.
(as u can tell im angry.. very angry.. and want my money back)
& i'm going to ruin the movie for you...on purpose. because i care. SO DONT BITCH... but if u were to ask me it was ruined when some dumbass decided to make this shit into a movie and STEAL my money!
To start out i'm going to make the statement that This movie IS NOT SCARY. They bullshitted you and now their laughing their ass's off with ur money in hand. gullable bastards.
...Now that you realize your a dumbass for thinking it's scary.. i'll fill you in to why this movie sucked so bad. // It starts off by some retard laughing and a bunch of people looking scared. Why? Dont ask me i'm just here to ruin the movie for you. Then it slowly tells the story about a bunch of assholes out in the middle of no where living like amish retards in the year 2004 being scared of the woods because of "monsters"... You find out an hour into the movie that these old faggots aka "elders" are trying to keep them from the outside world by dressing up like monsters. WHICH MEANS THERE ARE NO MONSTERS! (and thats when the movie goes to hell and u need to get ur stupid ass out of the seat and make ur way to the door.. and reflect back on me telling you how gay it is and what a bunch of dumbass's u are for not listening to me.)
That is the whole movie right there in thoes few sentences. If anyone tells you they liked it, and that it was scary... slap them in the face and say shut the fuck up. Because i just explained the movie right there.. and the rest of the movie is just bullshit filler that no one gave 2fucks about.
now get on ur knees and thank me for letting you NOT waste ur money.
(as u can tell im angry.. very angry.. and want my money back)