tales of a stache
I need documentation of this other than the two ratty pieces of paper in my wallet.
here are stories that i was told by someone that is a pathalogical liar.
1. Her "man" sleeping with two prositutes.
2. Hereing the "story" of how she broke her foot, 23423432 times to everyone that entered
3. Costa Rica flight and how she went on a flight and pretty much demanded people to get off so her family could go and not get bumped off.
4. At the famers market in the southside, being given 3 more flowers for free for being SO beautiful, what she told us 3 flowers for 3 dollars but she got 6 for 3 dollars b/c shes was so pretty. we find out they are 6 for 3 dollars
5. Issac her new man seeing her old man, drew, kiss her (what she told me) or give her flowers( what she told kari) both about the same night
6. Megan crying for two hours straight after jacob broke up with her
7. Me telling her she bought the ugliest dress ever and she should never have had bought it, a lie
8. The study abroad office and me being rude and telling her to leave and that we weren't dating
9. The bus driver calling her beautful.
10. Dave ConCutt and lying about whawt he said.
11. Coming home from panera(her job) and having atleast 1 or 2 new men hit on her that day
12. Her man coming from germany and drive together to philly
13. Her going to norway to see her man
14. The skipper from costa rica asking her to marry him b/c she was so pretty
15. putting white cat in dryer and turning in on for a second
16. riding her bike to danas, she would never
17. katie 'practically' living at our house, aka being there 1 day a week
18. Alleged christmas gifts that were up in her suitcase when she got home from christmas break, i have yet to get them from her suitcase
19. beans being locked in the fridge by her
20. throwing white cat down the stairs after he pooped in her sleepingbag
21. ray (the landlord) calling her 17 times and leaving 3 voicemails in 1 day
22. old man(the neighbor) and her taking a walk together and him telling her he had a heartattack the day before and was having surgery in 2 days and need to walk
23. old man saying that in vietnam they killed people like jacob
24. old man fixing our sink but told her that she was never to tell the landlord b/c the landlord HATES old man
25. cameron wanting to sleep over and have breakfast with her
26. the neighbor screaming at her to move her car b/c it was parked in their spot
27. the men down the streak that were working on the hous asking if she needed a ride and saying shes so pretty
28. the day after virginia tech, there was a shooting downtown(true) and a suspicious bomb lookalike at CMU(true) but she told megan that the police surrouned the cathedral with dogs b/c there was a threat. I GO TTHERE, WHY WOULD SHE LIE ABOUT THAT, it never happened
29. isaac and facebook and telling him to F OFF!
30. the police man (usual at panera) asking if she needs a ride to class b/c shes pretty
THESE WERE ALL STORIES THAT WE KNOW WEREN'T TRUE! i can't even imagine what else she said that wasn't true.
it made for good stories to tell to others
RIP 3221
here are stories that i was told by someone that is a pathalogical liar.
1. Her "man" sleeping with two prositutes.
2. Hereing the "story" of how she broke her foot, 23423432 times to everyone that entered
3. Costa Rica flight and how she went on a flight and pretty much demanded people to get off so her family could go and not get bumped off.
4. At the famers market in the southside, being given 3 more flowers for free for being SO beautiful, what she told us 3 flowers for 3 dollars but she got 6 for 3 dollars b/c shes was so pretty. we find out they are 6 for 3 dollars
5. Issac her new man seeing her old man, drew, kiss her (what she told me) or give her flowers( what she told kari) both about the same night
6. Megan crying for two hours straight after jacob broke up with her
7. Me telling her she bought the ugliest dress ever and she should never have had bought it, a lie
8. The study abroad office and me being rude and telling her to leave and that we weren't dating
9. The bus driver calling her beautful.
10. Dave ConCutt and lying about whawt he said.
11. Coming home from panera(her job) and having atleast 1 or 2 new men hit on her that day
12. Her man coming from germany and drive together to philly
13. Her going to norway to see her man
14. The skipper from costa rica asking her to marry him b/c she was so pretty
15. putting white cat in dryer and turning in on for a second
16. riding her bike to danas, she would never
17. katie 'practically' living at our house, aka being there 1 day a week
18. Alleged christmas gifts that were up in her suitcase when she got home from christmas break, i have yet to get them from her suitcase
19. beans being locked in the fridge by her
20. throwing white cat down the stairs after he pooped in her sleepingbag
21. ray (the landlord) calling her 17 times and leaving 3 voicemails in 1 day
22. old man(the neighbor) and her taking a walk together and him telling her he had a heartattack the day before and was having surgery in 2 days and need to walk
23. old man saying that in vietnam they killed people like jacob
24. old man fixing our sink but told her that she was never to tell the landlord b/c the landlord HATES old man
25. cameron wanting to sleep over and have breakfast with her
26. the neighbor screaming at her to move her car b/c it was parked in their spot
27. the men down the streak that were working on the hous asking if she needed a ride and saying shes so pretty
28. the day after virginia tech, there was a shooting downtown(true) and a suspicious bomb lookalike at CMU(true) but she told megan that the police surrouned the cathedral with dogs b/c there was a threat. I GO TTHERE, WHY WOULD SHE LIE ABOUT THAT, it never happened
29. isaac and facebook and telling him to F OFF!
30. the police man (usual at panera) asking if she needs a ride to class b/c shes pretty
THESE WERE ALL STORIES THAT WE KNOW WEREN'T TRUE! i can't even imagine what else she said that wasn't true.
it made for good stories to tell to others
RIP 3221