sometimes when you're on...you're really fucking on.
lend me some sugar, i am your neighbor
every time i'm about to update and babble like a beast of a brook (wth?) i'm yanked away by the throat by my mumsey dearest, who this time, is bellowing at the end of the stairs and thus, i must scampper off to watch over my neice and listen to my mom talk about hot flashes. i wish i had work today. the air is so thick with pre-menopausal syndrome you could cut it with a knife. and hopefully, for the good of man kind, the same knife would be used for the hysterectomy.
ETHAN CALL MY CELL I HAVE NO IDEA IF YOU ARE HOME TODAY BUT I DONT WANT TO CALL AND PISS OFF YOUR MOTHER AND HAVE HER SHOVE EMMA IN THE MICROWAVE AS REVENGE OR SOMETHING.
haha. my mood is bouncy. sweet, man.
!?! EDIT !!
ITS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU KNOW THAT MY STEPDAD IS BLASTING WHAT SOUNDS TO BE "A BONE-THUGZ CHRISTMAS" IN EVERY ROOM OF THE HOUSE. nothing says happy christian-holiday-that-we-don't-even-celebrate quite like the bone-thugs in harmony.
every time i'm about to update and babble like a beast of a brook (wth?) i'm yanked away by the throat by my mumsey dearest, who this time, is bellowing at the end of the stairs and thus, i must scampper off to watch over my neice and listen to my mom talk about hot flashes. i wish i had work today. the air is so thick with pre-menopausal syndrome you could cut it with a knife. and hopefully, for the good of man kind, the same knife would be used for the hysterectomy.
ETHAN CALL MY CELL I HAVE NO IDEA IF YOU ARE HOME TODAY BUT I DONT WANT TO CALL AND PISS OFF YOUR MOTHER AND HAVE HER SHOVE EMMA IN THE MICROWAVE AS REVENGE OR SOMETHING.
haha. my mood is bouncy. sweet, man.
!?! EDIT !!
ITS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU KNOW THAT MY STEPDAD IS BLASTING WHAT SOUNDS TO BE "A BONE-THUGZ CHRISTMAS" IN EVERY ROOM OF THE HOUSE. nothing says happy christian-holiday-that-we-don't-even-celebrate quite like the bone-thugs in harmony.