Nov 30, 2004 20:43
Plot
Our entire senior class, loud and smelly and wonderful at predicting which of the heavily repeated music videos on MTV would be shown (in proper order, genius I tell you) on the countdown shows, were watching Tuesday's top ten rap videos (same as monday's of course, and probably quite similar to monday's of last week). Some kids were passing out, taking up most of the couch space (surprisingly, I wasn't one of them this time) while others were squirming in the crevices of the couches, trying to ignore the claustrophobia.
In other words, nobody was really paying attention to me, accept for Gordy of course, when I said this:
ME: I would love to kidnap Lil' Jon and keep him as a pet. You know, he'd live in a cage and simply entertain me all day long.
GoRdY: Wow Dora, that one belongs way up on there on the list.
ME: *Puzzled* (what is he talking about?)
GoRdY: Right under your gang-bang comment.
Ah, silly kids.