Form: Epistolary

[_explora_]

Dear Sof,
If you're still on the highway, please coax Dave into stopping the car by telling him you have to pee.
Then kick him into oncoming traffic, jump into the drivers seat, and drive back home.
(Sorry Dave)
I promise to save you some of these yummy gummy bears i'm eating,
to make you rice with barbecue sauce,
to let you drive my car,
and to tell my mom to fuck off.

I really, really promise.

Thanks a bunch!
Dora