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so basically. this is my hell of fifteen minutes.
this morning i was woken up by a phone that had rang a million times. my mom was yelling at me to get out of bed and to make it, because "a few more" realtors were all coming over. and i'm still in wake up phase, so i dont know what hell is going on. so i start running around trying to find pants, and i get by my window and realize i hear stuff going on outside. i look outside and there's an army of them, 20+ people, and they're heading for mi casa. so i pull on my pants and begin to make my bed, and they start ringing the doorbell and fiddling with the lockbox. soooo i had to let in the army, and my hairs all standing straight up in the back and i cant see shit because my contacts arent in, so i just start wandering back to my room, finish making my bed in record time, grab my shit, and i go outside to get the hell out of here. i look up, and someones blocking my fucking car. so i sat on the curb. its times like these i want a cigarette again and i havent in forever. damnit. thennn i went to the backyard to see my cat. i go back in, and as soon as it begins it had ended. i was left with a lit up house and a million realtor cards on the table.
those fucks woke me up and now i cant sleep.
oh well.
and there were THIRTY-FIVE people here
rob (our realtor buddy) said they all loved our house.
open house again saturday and sunday 1-4 both days
so someone should buy this place
because as soon as they do, i get my car.
what kind of car should i get
oh oh oh
and the most important thing..
LE TIGRE IS TONIGHT
yesssss
this morning i was woken up by a phone that had rang a million times. my mom was yelling at me to get out of bed and to make it, because "a few more" realtors were all coming over. and i'm still in wake up phase, so i dont know what hell is going on. so i start running around trying to find pants, and i get by my window and realize i hear stuff going on outside. i look outside and there's an army of them, 20+ people, and they're heading for mi casa. so i pull on my pants and begin to make my bed, and they start ringing the doorbell and fiddling with the lockbox. soooo i had to let in the army, and my hairs all standing straight up in the back and i cant see shit because my contacts arent in, so i just start wandering back to my room, finish making my bed in record time, grab my shit, and i go outside to get the hell out of here. i look up, and someones blocking my fucking car. so i sat on the curb. its times like these i want a cigarette again and i havent in forever. damnit. thennn i went to the backyard to see my cat. i go back in, and as soon as it begins it had ended. i was left with a lit up house and a million realtor cards on the table.
those fucks woke me up and now i cant sleep.
oh well.
and there were THIRTY-FIVE people here
rob (our realtor buddy) said they all loved our house.
open house again saturday and sunday 1-4 both days
so someone should buy this place
because as soon as they do, i get my car.
what kind of car should i get
oh oh oh
and the most important thing..
LE TIGRE IS TONIGHT
yesssss