Sleep shan't come over mine Eyes! For I am The Excalibur!
Excalibur, after polishing off a couple dogs, has just completed the novel "The Perks of Being a Wallflower", as recommended by his eternal hussy, Rebecca. It was great! Although the desecrating one doesn't usually like to enjoy things put out by the media or even by MTV BOOKS, he feels that this is an exception. Just Look at it. It's revolutionary, beautiful, rebellious, and made him want to "participate" more in high school...If that's possible. For he is currently majoring in Theology at Yale. Yes, The Excalibur is very interested in the workings of Jesus and what kind of fun this fellow had on the weekends. Anyhow, in honor of the book, he cannot seem to sleep this night, and just wants to do something, even if he cannot think of what that may be. But right now, excalibur isn't sure whether he should continue writing as a character, or instead just focus on the life of Sir Nicholas Arthur Weiss III, a gentleman he met a while back while tearing up the mostly unattractive women of England...Post, readers, and give him some advise.