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I HAVE AN EDUCATION TO CULTIVATE. I HAVE A LIFE TO LIVE. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SIT DOWN AND READ THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO APPRECIATE THE ENDEARING STORYTELLING OF J.R.R. TOLKIEN. I'M A BIG, BLACK COCK. A COCK! A COCK! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE. I REALLY CAN'T. RIGHT NOW, I AM JUMPING OFF THE METAPHORICAL CLIFF THAT IS SANITY AND INTO A CESSPOOL OF RHYTHM, ELECTRONIC MUSIC, AND WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. SOON, THE WHOLE WORLD WILL HEAR THIS COCK CROW.
