snugglier than the average bear
you ( i ) may have a problem with hibernation if:
the only reason putting on clothes is deemed neccessary is when there is a pizza/chinese food delivery expected soon
no matter if its the 5pm news, the 10pm news or the 5am news (watched in that order specifically...sleep, repeat) the story about a queens woman who got into a car accident b/c a "25lb frozen turkey was hurled thru her windshield" makes you laugh really hard until the truly tragic nature of the incident hits you (again)
you start wishing your bunny could talk (or at least laugh) so that somone could make you feel better about laughing so hard at the turkey incident
you return the calls you missed while sleeping the day away and when someone asks what the weather is like, you put your paw on the window and give them a guesstimate based on how much of a condensation imprint you have created
as the list of things to do grows longer, you could swear your bed gets more comfortable
you know all the words to elf b/c changing the dvd would mean getting up
the lie you tell your mom about being so busy "cleaning up the house today" starts to lose credibility b/c she knows you only live in a one bedroom apartment (and youve summarized your daily activities with this statement yesterday and the day before that and...)
your automated response to concerned friends asking "is that normal?" is "if i were an eskimo or a bear you wouldnt be concerned, stop questioning my lifestyle choices!"
you call going outside to smoke a cigarette "leaving the house" to make yourself feel more normal
finding peanut butter m'n'ms in the freezer is cause for a dance-party style celebration (brief pause during celebration to turn down the tunes youve cranked up, put clothes on and get the door for dominos)
you realize even if you had taught yourself to knit, that whole pesky lack-of-christmas-presents-for-loved-ones thing still wouldnt have solved itself b/c "knitting" is just another word for "being productive"
the reason you decide its about time to break hibernation and go grocery shopping is that theres only one beer left in the fridge...but your apparent lack of water doesnt concern you, nor does the fact that youve taught your remaining kraft single what the word "single" really means
the only reason putting on clothes is deemed neccessary is when there is a pizza/chinese food delivery expected soon
no matter if its the 5pm news, the 10pm news or the 5am news (watched in that order specifically...sleep, repeat) the story about a queens woman who got into a car accident b/c a "25lb frozen turkey was hurled thru her windshield" makes you laugh really hard until the truly tragic nature of the incident hits you (again)
you start wishing your bunny could talk (or at least laugh) so that somone could make you feel better about laughing so hard at the turkey incident
you return the calls you missed while sleeping the day away and when someone asks what the weather is like, you put your paw on the window and give them a guesstimate based on how much of a condensation imprint you have created
as the list of things to do grows longer, you could swear your bed gets more comfortable
you know all the words to elf b/c changing the dvd would mean getting up
the lie you tell your mom about being so busy "cleaning up the house today" starts to lose credibility b/c she knows you only live in a one bedroom apartment (and youve summarized your daily activities with this statement yesterday and the day before that and...)
your automated response to concerned friends asking "is that normal?" is "if i were an eskimo or a bear you wouldnt be concerned, stop questioning my lifestyle choices!"
you call going outside to smoke a cigarette "leaving the house" to make yourself feel more normal
finding peanut butter m'n'ms in the freezer is cause for a dance-party style celebration (brief pause during celebration to turn down the tunes youve cranked up, put clothes on and get the door for dominos)
you realize even if you had taught yourself to knit, that whole pesky lack-of-christmas-presents-for-loved-ones thing still wouldnt have solved itself b/c "knitting" is just another word for "being productive"
the reason you decide its about time to break hibernation and go grocery shopping is that theres only one beer left in the fridge...but your apparent lack of water doesnt concern you, nor does the fact that youve taught your remaining kraft single what the word "single" really means