Work Conversations
Old Lady: “Honey, I’m going to have to cancel my appointment in November.”
Me: “Ok, what day--“
Old Lady: “Hello? I can’t hear you?”
Me: “Yes, I’m---YES I’M HERE. WHAT DAY IS YOUR APPOINTMENT?”
Old Lady: “In November.”
Me: “OKAY. WHAT DAY IN NOVEMBER?”
Old Lady: “Yes it is.”
Me: “um, DO YOU REMEMBER THE DATE? like, IS IT THIS WEEK?”
Old Lady: “It’s this week? I might not have to cancel it then.”
Me: “NO, NO. LOOK, I’LL JUST GO THROUGH ALL THE APPOINTMENTS IN NOVEMBER AND ERASE YOUR NAME. OKAY?”
Old Lady: “No, I can’t make it if it’s in November.”
Plague Me:
Vote for any of the numbers tomorrow.
Please Me:
Insist we carve pumpkins for Halloween when I know you just want to eat the seeds.
Quote o' the day:
"Don't make me anything that I'll feel obligated to keep because I love you. Buy me a crappy t-shirt that I can return for the money."--Tammy, on Christmas presents.
"No, you can't just give me money. That ruins the whole spirit of things." --Tammy, continued.