This is the funniest thing I've heard in awhile.

[_etherealtears]

so there's this rabbit running through the forest

and he passes a giraffe rolling a joint

and he says to the giraffe "don't do that. you should do something else, like run through the forest with me, it'll make you feel good"

so the giraffe tosses the joint aside and runs through the forest with the rabbit

they pass a elephant doing coke

so the rabbit stops, and he says to the elephant "hey, you. you shouldn't do that stuff. come run through the forest with me, it'll make you feel great."

so the elephant puts down his mirror and razor and cocaine and runs through the forest with the rabbit and the giraffe.

pretty soon, they pass a lion that's about to shoot up some heroine

so the rabbit's like "hey, don't do that to yourself. come run through the forest with us, you'll feel better"

the lion looks at him, puts down the needle and mauls the rabbit.

the giraffe looks at him and he's like "why would you do that? he was only trying to help you"

and the lion says "that fucking bastard! he makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time he's on ecstacy!"