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So I went to Kos with Georgia it was so funny. Probably the most fun I've had in a long time my stomach was hurting from laughing so much. I have so much I want to write because I don't want to forget it so I'm going to do it Claire style, this won't make any sense to anyone else, therefore I'm putting it behind an LJ cut.
-Dick and Dom sitting on the balcony all day, Dicks annoying voice ("I ain't slept in daaays" "Coming to watch the football?")
-Dom coming into our room and opening the mini bar, the chef shoes, the Woolworths t-shirt. Ringing Jimmy to throw him out. Running into his room ("Come in girls") and jumping on the bed.
-Playing knock down ginger, we're so cool :p
-Dumb and Dumber
-Dumb following us into Downtown, me realising about half hour later he left his friends to come with me. Asking him what's on your high street? Him saying he lived 3 doors away from Nick Lyndhurst ("You know the tall one") he was a posh boy from Chiswick. Me and him dancing while Georgia chatted to Graham all night. Him asking me to stay at his, me excusing myself to the toilet and telling Georgia we have to leave because he was getting a bit too close for my liking, trying to touch me and stuff. So we ran off and the lovely Graham walked us home ("oooh you could pull Jamie Carragher, tell that bloke to fuck off, I'll fucking knock him out") Being well drunk the next night and finding Dumb in Status, him trying to be angry and me being drunk and laughing. He couldn't stay angry and walked back to out hotel with us.
-Me going on the slide in the playpark
-Georgia and the stray dogs
-Trying to steal a horse balloon from the gypsy. "Neeeeeigh"
-Trying to blag free pizza
-Bromley boy ("Evening ladies")
-Graham the scouser. So sweet.
-Singing Fame on karaoke, we were good I tell ya! The dance moves, haha.
-Having a row with the karaoke man, what a liar he was. ("This place is shit, you're just a joke, stick it")
-The prat that broke my shoe. ("Don't talk to me, I'm a rude bitch, I don't wanna be rude to you, just go away") Georgia fixing my shoe.
-Jimmy! ("There is no sex on the beach, only sex in the reception." "You are not slutty girls." "They have little pricks")
- Ordering 3 starters in the Chinese.
- Being sick. Ringing Sean. Trying to put my hand in the sea at the harbour.
- People trying to mimic my accent (Saaahf London, water, maaahf.)
-Losing my voice, well almost losing it.
-Doing bombs into the pool
-The moody blonde with Brian the bad man gangster, haha.
-Georgia ("What the fuck happened last night?")
-The not so safe safe, hehe.
-Ripping off pirate mans wig and throwing it into the crowd and then legging it.
-Baywatch
-The man who kept touching my boob ("Stop fucking touching me!!") ("She's loopy") ("You did it again!!")
-Having morals and not cheating on my boyfriend even though I was drunk as a lord every single night.
-Just being me.
I feel like I'm a stone heavier from so much eating and drinking but laughing burns calories so I'm sure many were burnt :p
Now for some pictures, I look a bit dodgy but oh well :p
Georgia on the left, Dumb (Jamie), and moi on the left
Georgia and scouser Graham
Georgia eating
I'm on the right, we're sober here :p
And drunk here :p
Me and sexy Spongey
Myself
Georgia and gypsy boy
Us
And again
With a man who enjoyed dressing up
Now my boyfriend's away with his friends so I'm left alone for a week. I went out on Friday with Georgia and we went clubbing last night. We waited all the way until the end just to hear the Baywatch song, it was worth it though :p On the way out Josh said my husky voice sounded sexy, lol. I still haven't got my voice back completely.
Laura didn't come out all weekend, again. her boyfriend is so possesive, she wasn't allowed to come on holiday she's not allowed out, blah blah. I feel really out of touch with her at the moment and I hate rining her because he's always there listening in. But she won't break up with him or say anything because she doesn't want to ruin things. He already is bloody ruining things!
This post took me about an hour, wow.
-Dick and Dom sitting on the balcony all day, Dicks annoying voice ("I ain't slept in daaays" "Coming to watch the football?")
-Dom coming into our room and opening the mini bar, the chef shoes, the Woolworths t-shirt. Ringing Jimmy to throw him out. Running into his room ("Come in girls") and jumping on the bed.
-Playing knock down ginger, we're so cool :p
-Dumb and Dumber
-Dumb following us into Downtown, me realising about half hour later he left his friends to come with me. Asking him what's on your high street? Him saying he lived 3 doors away from Nick Lyndhurst ("You know the tall one") he was a posh boy from Chiswick. Me and him dancing while Georgia chatted to Graham all night. Him asking me to stay at his, me excusing myself to the toilet and telling Georgia we have to leave because he was getting a bit too close for my liking, trying to touch me and stuff. So we ran off and the lovely Graham walked us home ("oooh you could pull Jamie Carragher, tell that bloke to fuck off, I'll fucking knock him out") Being well drunk the next night and finding Dumb in Status, him trying to be angry and me being drunk and laughing. He couldn't stay angry and walked back to out hotel with us.
-Me going on the slide in the playpark
-Georgia and the stray dogs
-Trying to steal a horse balloon from the gypsy. "Neeeeeigh"
-Trying to blag free pizza
-Bromley boy ("Evening ladies")
-Graham the scouser. So sweet.
-Singing Fame on karaoke, we were good I tell ya! The dance moves, haha.
-Having a row with the karaoke man, what a liar he was. ("This place is shit, you're just a joke, stick it")
-The prat that broke my shoe. ("Don't talk to me, I'm a rude bitch, I don't wanna be rude to you, just go away") Georgia fixing my shoe.
-Jimmy! ("There is no sex on the beach, only sex in the reception." "You are not slutty girls." "They have little pricks")
- Ordering 3 starters in the Chinese.
- Being sick. Ringing Sean. Trying to put my hand in the sea at the harbour.
- People trying to mimic my accent (Saaahf London, water, maaahf.)
-Losing my voice, well almost losing it.
-Doing bombs into the pool
-The moody blonde with Brian the bad man gangster, haha.
-Georgia ("What the fuck happened last night?")
-The not so safe safe, hehe.
-Ripping off pirate mans wig and throwing it into the crowd and then legging it.
-Baywatch
-The man who kept touching my boob ("Stop fucking touching me!!") ("She's loopy") ("You did it again!!")
-Having morals and not cheating on my boyfriend even though I was drunk as a lord every single night.
-Just being me.
I feel like I'm a stone heavier from so much eating and drinking but laughing burns calories so I'm sure many were burnt :p
Now for some pictures, I look a bit dodgy but oh well :p
Georgia on the left, Dumb (Jamie), and moi on the left
Georgia and scouser Graham
Georgia eating
I'm on the right, we're sober here :p
And drunk here :p
Me and sexy Spongey
Myself
Georgia and gypsy boy
Us
And again
With a man who enjoyed dressing up
Now my boyfriend's away with his friends so I'm left alone for a week. I went out on Friday with Georgia and we went clubbing last night. We waited all the way until the end just to hear the Baywatch song, it was worth it though :p On the way out Josh said my husky voice sounded sexy, lol. I still haven't got my voice back completely.
Laura didn't come out all weekend, again. her boyfriend is so possesive, she wasn't allowed to come on holiday she's not allowed out, blah blah. I feel really out of touch with her at the moment and I hate rining her because he's always there listening in. But she won't break up with him or say anything because she doesn't want to ruin things. He already is bloody ruining things!
This post took me about an hour, wow.