"Are these eggs fresh?" -Random Customer at Wal-Mart

Aug 11, 2005 11:59

"Uh, yes ma'am. I just put those out earlier today."- My response

Now what are the odds that a carton of eggs could go bad on our shelves?  What most people don't know is that eggs can last about a month past it's expiration date.  That means a carton of eggs need to be left on the shelf for 2 months!  Put of course if I told these random idiots that they'd still ignore me.  That's why when I go shopping for eggs I just pick the ones that aren't cracked or discolored...fuck the date.

I updated the Eruesso collection. My complete collection of poetry since I first started 4 (or 5) years ago junior year in high school. I keep like copies of all 126 of my poems...i have the originals, a copy on my computer, I started a handwritten copy which is really outdated cause it take forever and a day to copy all of those by hand, I keep a copy of my collection on my ipod, and I keep a zipped folder copy hidden on my website.

I have to ask the station if the computer in the production room has an extra usb port.

USB port? why does that sound wrong. Anyway cause if they do i'm gonna buy one of those mini drive thingys you can stick right into the port and carry along any files you need.

IF this works out then I can produce my entire show from home. Record, edit, and mix all at home instead of being rushed because someone else needs to use the production rooom. And the school year is about to start so it's gonna get kinda crowded.

I like Calexico's "Hot Rail" instead of their latest album "Feast of Wire". But I was washing my dishes while listening to Feast of Wire so I might have to take a second listen.

I've also been making Eruesso bookmarks. The thought came to me as I stared at my crappy McKay's recipt I use as a bookmark. I've given one to Samantha, one to each of my siblings, and one for me of course. I found out how easy it is to make bookmarks. Mine are just made from computer printed images and tape but they still look like the fancy laminated store bought kind.

So you ask what's next?

Eruesso calling cards?

Not a half bad idea.

I can't express how obsessed I am with my symbol. I stamp any and everthing with it.

Now if I can get a custom-made stamp or wax seal that would be terrific.

I'm rambling on again.

I finally own my favorite childrens movie of all time on vhs...The Adventures of Milo and Otis.

I cried when I first saw and I fight to hold back the waves of tears today.
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