How many times did I tell you, DON'T piss on the electric fence, DON'T...
Let's see here i might as well go back about a week and give you the DL. (that's really gay...i'm never saying DL again)
Ok i'm trying to get my days straight since a lot has happened last week.
last monday the 18th
Went to work and Heather and my sis came to my place and we watched office space...well most of it till they had to go home.
Last Tuesday the 19th
I was suppose to hang out with Natalie (and her man) and Samantha...kinda like a double date thing going on but Joe (Natalie's man) couldn't come. So then there were three. But then Natalie remembered she had to go to the biology lab for some kind of Biology assitant training program shit so then there were two.
But Natalia offered to help me pick out flowers for Samantha which was really sweet of her but I didn't want her to drive all the way from Dalton to help me with my cowardice and stupidity. I left the station at 4 after recording my show and I called Sam who apparently got out of classes at 3:15 instead of 4:15 so she went to her grandparents house. She told me she could be at my place in 30 minutes which means I have 15 minutes to find a florist and be on my way back home. I left Bi-Lo with some orange daisies? (i think they were daisies) and she called me by the time I was leaving the parking lot and I felt horrible making her wait.
She loved the flowers and we put them in water as we left to go for a walk in Riverpark. We parked my the Boathouse Grill on Amnicola and walked 2 miles into town. We walked through the art district to the walking bridge. I wanted to go to Coolidge but she was hungry so we went back to my placed to cook. We made lasagna, breaded okra, spinach and she had fruit punch while I finished off the rest of my beer. And that was only because I feel more courageous when I drink...which worked cause I did strike up the courage to hold her hand during the first of the two movies we saw. We saw Half Baked and Road Trip...but before our movie marathona she pulled out her baby book and showed me pictures when she was little.
Seriously, what the fuck man? No, that was totally cool I didn't mind I find that stuff very interesting cause then you get to see where they came from and all but does that mean anything? I've had a handful of ladies show me they're baby pictures and i'm wondering if they do that for a particular reason.
Anyway since she showed me hers I showed her mine (that's how it works yo...you show me yours and i'll show you mine...that's like a law or something). Then after I put away my pictures (which for some reason I took out that very morning with the intentions of organizing them but I never did) we watch our movies. After the second movie we ended up sleeping together on my coach. Not sleeping together sex but cuddled up in each others arms. I was uncomfortable on that tiny ass coach so I said goodnight and I went to bed upstairs.
Woke up, ate, watched Three Amigos together and cuddled up for an hour before I had to go to the station.
Thursday I was gonna hang out with Stephanie but she never called me back so I went home and kicked back and relaxed.
Friday the 22nd
I didn't make a move on Samantha and we still haven't talked about us and I think it's been long overdo. I was planning on saying something during lunch (of course I wound have to take her somewhere secluded cause damn those old gossiping whores would be watching our every move...not that I care that anyone knows that Samantha and I are getting together but damn...get off my nuts) but her cashier friend, Melanie, started talking to her and I couldn't say anything.
Saturday 23rd
Same thing happened on Saturday...totally gay...but I asked her to come to the Cornbread Festival on Sunday.
The stupid truck came at the last minute...I should have just left early and let them sort it out but actually 3 trucks came at the same time and I unloaded the first 2 then Everette let me go. Thank God cause I wanted to go out with Meredith...gorgeous girl but she's a pretty big druggie...but I still love her. We went to eat at Longhorn? I think it was longhorn...anyway she was with her friend, and I forgot his name but I think he pretty much fried his brain years ago.
Went home and went to bed early.
Sunday the 24th
Got up at fuckin' 6 in the a.m. so I could get to work by 7 so that I could get off at 2 to go to the cornbread festival. Had Christine (Samantha's middle name) on my mind all day long and I wanted to talk to her about us before we got to S. Pittsburg but I could bring myself to doing it.
We left late and got there about 2 central time, got a bit turned around but made it alright. Danielle was cooking (which I must say she looks adorable in an apron) and I got to meet Ross and Elizabeth. Didn't really talk to Elizabeth at all actually but Ross is my hero yo...he's awesome!
We ate outside, watched that Salvador Dali movie again, En ....you know, i'll just butcher it if I even try to spell it out.
Samantha (Christine....still deciding whether to call her Samantha or Christine...it feels awkward and she agrees) and I left at out 9pm eastern and we went and got her car from Wal-mart and headed to Ihop. After Ihop we watched half of Spanglish and I finally ended up kissing her and we FINALLY talked about us...so we're dating now...and for some reason I feel awkward talking about this...I usually don't but for some reason now I do...so I'll stop. But we went upstairs and went to bed cause my couch is too small for 2 people to sleep on. Wait isn't it a grammatical rule to not end a sentence with a preposition?
Monday 25th
Stayed in bed as long as possible then we got up and she went home to study and I got ready for work.
Samantha brought her sister over for me to meet and she was right she's beautiful...a little bit on the wild side but still...and if I didn't have them both there at the same time I couldn't tell they were related.
Tuesday 26th
Got up recorded my show. I was suppose to go to that meeting/presentation that some of my fellow traveling partners were putting together but I got distracted. I cleaned up my pad and invited Samantha to run some errands with me. Got groceries, ate and watched Fight Club. We were gonna watch A Walk to Remember but it was almost midnight and she had to leave...although it took us till 1:30 to actually get up.
Wednesday the 27th'
Did my airshift and went to Hooters to and watched Kung Fu Hustle at the Rave with Danielle and Valerie. first I have to say that movie fuckin' ROCKED YO! I'm so watching that next week...it had everything...there was not crappy scene in it...well there may have been a couple but overall this movie was righteous yo!
And 2nd i've never been to the Rave but I felt like a hispanic smurf compared to this behemoth of a building. There were lights and signs and people and the seats reaclined!!!
Went home and talked to Samantha on the phone till 3...i'm still kinda paying for it now. And sometime in the last couple days Cheryl called me...which surprised me cause I thought she wanted to talk but she just needed to ask me a quickie. Which i'm used to people just calling out of the blue when they need something. And today I worked and Samantha is coming over in a few and we're gonna watch A Walk to Remember.
Which I don't like chic flics cause I pretty much know what's gonna happen but everyone I talk to says this movie is really good...but 99% of the people I ased were girls.
I love this song.
Hey, been tryin' to meet you
hey, must be a devil between us,
Whores in my head
whores, whores,
whore in my bed...
Ok i'm trying to get my days straight since a lot has happened last week.
last monday the 18th
Went to work and Heather and my sis came to my place and we watched office space...well most of it till they had to go home.
Last Tuesday the 19th
I was suppose to hang out with Natalie (and her man) and Samantha...kinda like a double date thing going on but Joe (Natalie's man) couldn't come. So then there were three. But then Natalie remembered she had to go to the biology lab for some kind of Biology assitant training program shit so then there were two.
But Natalia offered to help me pick out flowers for Samantha which was really sweet of her but I didn't want her to drive all the way from Dalton to help me with my cowardice and stupidity. I left the station at 4 after recording my show and I called Sam who apparently got out of classes at 3:15 instead of 4:15 so she went to her grandparents house. She told me she could be at my place in 30 minutes which means I have 15 minutes to find a florist and be on my way back home. I left Bi-Lo with some orange daisies? (i think they were daisies) and she called me by the time I was leaving the parking lot and I felt horrible making her wait.
She loved the flowers and we put them in water as we left to go for a walk in Riverpark. We parked my the Boathouse Grill on Amnicola and walked 2 miles into town. We walked through the art district to the walking bridge. I wanted to go to Coolidge but she was hungry so we went back to my placed to cook. We made lasagna, breaded okra, spinach and she had fruit punch while I finished off the rest of my beer. And that was only because I feel more courageous when I drink...which worked cause I did strike up the courage to hold her hand during the first of the two movies we saw. We saw Half Baked and Road Trip...but before our movie marathona she pulled out her baby book and showed me pictures when she was little.
Seriously, what the fuck man? No, that was totally cool I didn't mind I find that stuff very interesting cause then you get to see where they came from and all but does that mean anything? I've had a handful of ladies show me they're baby pictures and i'm wondering if they do that for a particular reason.
Anyway since she showed me hers I showed her mine (that's how it works yo...you show me yours and i'll show you mine...that's like a law or something). Then after I put away my pictures (which for some reason I took out that very morning with the intentions of organizing them but I never did) we watch our movies. After the second movie we ended up sleeping together on my coach. Not sleeping together sex but cuddled up in each others arms. I was uncomfortable on that tiny ass coach so I said goodnight and I went to bed upstairs.
Woke up, ate, watched Three Amigos together and cuddled up for an hour before I had to go to the station.
Thursday I was gonna hang out with Stephanie but she never called me back so I went home and kicked back and relaxed.
Friday the 22nd
I didn't make a move on Samantha and we still haven't talked about us and I think it's been long overdo. I was planning on saying something during lunch (of course I wound have to take her somewhere secluded cause damn those old gossiping whores would be watching our every move...not that I care that anyone knows that Samantha and I are getting together but damn...get off my nuts) but her cashier friend, Melanie, started talking to her and I couldn't say anything.
Saturday 23rd
Same thing happened on Saturday...totally gay...but I asked her to come to the Cornbread Festival on Sunday.
The stupid truck came at the last minute...I should have just left early and let them sort it out but actually 3 trucks came at the same time and I unloaded the first 2 then Everette let me go. Thank God cause I wanted to go out with Meredith...gorgeous girl but she's a pretty big druggie...but I still love her. We went to eat at Longhorn? I think it was longhorn...anyway she was with her friend, and I forgot his name but I think he pretty much fried his brain years ago.
Went home and went to bed early.
Sunday the 24th
Got up at fuckin' 6 in the a.m. so I could get to work by 7 so that I could get off at 2 to go to the cornbread festival. Had Christine (Samantha's middle name) on my mind all day long and I wanted to talk to her about us before we got to S. Pittsburg but I could bring myself to doing it.
We left late and got there about 2 central time, got a bit turned around but made it alright. Danielle was cooking (which I must say she looks adorable in an apron) and I got to meet Ross and Elizabeth. Didn't really talk to Elizabeth at all actually but Ross is my hero yo...he's awesome!
We ate outside, watched that Salvador Dali movie again, En ....you know, i'll just butcher it if I even try to spell it out.
Samantha (Christine....still deciding whether to call her Samantha or Christine...it feels awkward and she agrees) and I left at out 9pm eastern and we went and got her car from Wal-mart and headed to Ihop. After Ihop we watched half of Spanglish and I finally ended up kissing her and we FINALLY talked about us...so we're dating now...and for some reason I feel awkward talking about this...I usually don't but for some reason now I do...so I'll stop. But we went upstairs and went to bed cause my couch is too small for 2 people to sleep on. Wait isn't it a grammatical rule to not end a sentence with a preposition?
Monday 25th
Stayed in bed as long as possible then we got up and she went home to study and I got ready for work.
Samantha brought her sister over for me to meet and she was right she's beautiful...a little bit on the wild side but still...and if I didn't have them both there at the same time I couldn't tell they were related.
Tuesday 26th
Got up recorded my show. I was suppose to go to that meeting/presentation that some of my fellow traveling partners were putting together but I got distracted. I cleaned up my pad and invited Samantha to run some errands with me. Got groceries, ate and watched Fight Club. We were gonna watch A Walk to Remember but it was almost midnight and she had to leave...although it took us till 1:30 to actually get up.
Wednesday the 27th'
Did my airshift and went to Hooters to and watched Kung Fu Hustle at the Rave with Danielle and Valerie. first I have to say that movie fuckin' ROCKED YO! I'm so watching that next week...it had everything...there was not crappy scene in it...well there may have been a couple but overall this movie was righteous yo!
And 2nd i've never been to the Rave but I felt like a hispanic smurf compared to this behemoth of a building. There were lights and signs and people and the seats reaclined!!!
Went home and talked to Samantha on the phone till 3...i'm still kinda paying for it now. And sometime in the last couple days Cheryl called me...which surprised me cause I thought she wanted to talk but she just needed to ask me a quickie. Which i'm used to people just calling out of the blue when they need something. And today I worked and Samantha is coming over in a few and we're gonna watch A Walk to Remember.
Which I don't like chic flics cause I pretty much know what's gonna happen but everyone I talk to says this movie is really good...but 99% of the people I ased were girls.
I love this song.
Hey, been tryin' to meet you
hey, must be a devil between us,
Whores in my head
whores, whores,
whore in my bed...