New year's resolutions ( not quite serious)

Dec 31, 2006 21:55

ok... 13 of them:

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Be kinky more often.

Get your resolution here.


:muwaha: I can do that

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Sell myself on ebay.

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LOL, partially done.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Disown my parents.

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Definitely!

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Become a slut.

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Become? But I am already! I spend so much time in various fandom-gutters...

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Getting myself admitted to a mental institution.

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:crackup: This should be an easy one

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Start a cult.

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That's so last season :no:

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Become one with my inner sociopath.

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But we're alright >_>

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Getting deported.

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Oh! That's a good one. I'd like my government to buy me a one way ticket to some country where people actually use their brains.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Spend my summer vacation in cyberspace.

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Alwayyyaaaas!

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Have at least one orgasm per hour.

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Well... Ignorance is a bliss... so they say *giggle*

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Train my cats to hunt hamsters.

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Hey, Ali....

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Have an affair with my English teacher.

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But I don't have an English teacher, dammit. I study on my own... On the other hand-- affair with my pretty self.... pretty kinky o_O

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Sing like no one is around, all the time!

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Pfff,. like I don't already do that...

amuse me, meme

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