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Mar 05, 2009 19:36

 Times are tough and the economy sucks. Have you recently lost your job? Well chin up, kid, there's plenty of opportunities out there! For instance, have you ever considered a career in unpaid interning? Unpaid labor is the new paid labor, get with it. Are you tired of working like a dog and getting paid well for your efforts? Now is the perfect chance to apply for an unglamourus job with no income and no appreciation.

For those of you not ready to totally abandon a weekly paycheck perhaps a position in a sales scam is more up your alley. By working on commision selling mediocre products to strangers, you can make up to $10,000 a week! Yes, it's true you're putting yourself at risk by accepting no salary, but with unlimited potential, can you afford not to? The answer is no. Simply apply for a job, no experience or training required. A small down payment will be required, and you'll be outfitted with a sample and a list of potential buyers.

It's always scary when the job market shifts, but learn to embrace the change. Yesterdays factory workers gave way to todays service sector. Unpaid work is the future, be one of the firsts to join the backbone of the unpaid workforce!

awful employment options, scams, no work, shitty economy, poor prospects, no altenatives

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