some quick things I sincerely wish I could say to some of my former teachers

Nov 28, 2006 01:57

to Sr. Christie:
"I think you're a petty, pretentious farce of a religious who gets off through saying the nastiest things you can think of to anyone you wish, and you get away with it by saying it's part of your sense of humor and we should all lighten up."

to Ms. Handy:
(oh man, where should I start?)
"You have done more to promote your poisonous anti-Catholic agenda by being the so-called 'guide on the side' than you ever would have by being the equally so-called 'sage on the stage.' Congratulations on an impressive line of attack. Well, the tide is turning against your pathetic little movement, and even though you have struggled hard to mold these young minds in your own image, I believe you left out the divine assurance that 'the gates of Hell will not prevail' against the True Church. Then again, you've always been good at leaving God and the truth out of the picture."

to Ms. Diller:
"If you want me to answer your question, let me answer it, and don't assume I'm the same kind of drooly mouthbreather as the students you're used to teaching."

to Br. Tom:
"Wipe that smirk off your face, you filthy self-satisfied apostate, pretending to teach to students what you have no adherence to or faith in yourself. And for heaven's sake, quit dressing up like a priest."

to Mr. Browner:
"Every liturgist has to follow the rules of the Church, even slick-tongued men like yourself with televangelist hair."

to Mr. Henke:
"I respect your efforts to try to be more orthodox than the rest of the school's pseudo-religion teachers. However, you could jump-start your cause by converting from Anglicanism."

to Mrs. Moriarty:
"Teach first. Then expect."

to Ms. (Angela) Moore, Mr. Pawloski, Ms. Rhoades, Mr. Tucker, and Mr. Zipser:
"Keep up the good work. I was proud to have you as teachers. You all know you were much more than just somebody in the front of a classroom for me."

to Mr. Noga, Mr. Nafrada, Mr. Carbone, Mr. Dugan, Mrs. Beville, Mrs. Scully, Mrs. Palsma, Ms. Davis, Sr. Carol, and all tohers who retired or left and I do not recall at the moment:
"I miss you. The light of Bourgade is dimmed without you, for there are few lights to replace your mission in repelling the darkness."

=^.^=

bchs

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