hello
greetings once again from... here.
leah is going to refer to herself in the third person for this posting, because it's fun and she doesn't think she could actually promise to do all of this herself, so she is pretending to be someone else.
leah got an incredible prom dress yesterday! the only problem is that she got it secondhand and the chick before her was superskinny and had the thing taken in around the tumtum. leah's tumtum is JUST small enough to fit inside of it, but it's very dangerous. therefore, she is starting a regimen to make her tumtum tighter and skinnier. no, she is not dieting, she doesn't want to kill herself or have any of the nasty side effects of being skinny and dieting at the same time. instead, she went to the super-duper site called theknot.com, where she has been registered for about a year or so, and found out the perfect system for losing tumtum inches. unfortunately, it sounds hard and leah is lazy. but anything for the dress, you know.
eee! it makes her look like a slender, delicate fairy princess! :) but last night she had the dream of becoming faint, telling Richard to go for water, and passing out on the hard tile floor with no one to catch her on continuous loop. well, sometimes it combined with the dream of asking ms. pieper if she could go out for some fresh air if one of the chaperones went with her but still be able to get back into the dance, and ms. pieper saying no. that scared leah so she is determined to fit comfortably inside this dress of hers.
also this beautiful dress exposes leah's back, but her back is very icky-looking, with lots of spots and things because her skin just won't quiet down. echo same problem for her shoulders and her upper chest. she is resolving to buy a shower cap and a back scrubber so she can wash every day without having to wash her hair every day. she doesn't know what do do other than that. she doesn't know what to do with her face either, which is acting up now that things have started happening towards prom. she hates it when her skin finds out that exciting things are happening, cos then it rears up and breaks out. advice would be welcome.
leah is also resolving to buy a water bottle and carry it with her everywhere so she can easily drink like a fish. she picked up somewhere that drinking lots of water cures virtually every ill.
basically, leah's resolutions for prom:
1.) work out that tumtum.
2.) wash back more often.
3.) find out what to do about face.
4.) drink lots of water.
5.) get more sleep. she doesn't know how she is going to do this, as she has a difficult time falling asleep at night.
6.) try out a depilatory.
7.) keep nails trimmed and filed, and deal with cuticles as often as possible.
8.) scrub feet more often.
9.) take better care of lips. i.e. pamper the suckers.
10.) stop rubbing eyes all the bloody time.
11.) find out what the heck to eat at school that isn't salty, oily, overly sugary, nutrition-deficient, or rabbit food.
12.) eat more vitamin B - fish, nuts, eggs, etc.
13.) acquire some eye cream so her poor lil lookers aren't so abused.
14.) exfoliate upper chest every other day.
15.) finally get some shave gel.
16.) do every last bit of homework so this opportunity isn't revoked.
=^.^=
leah is going to refer to herself in the third person for this posting, because it's fun and she doesn't think she could actually promise to do all of this herself, so she is pretending to be someone else.
leah got an incredible prom dress yesterday! the only problem is that she got it secondhand and the chick before her was superskinny and had the thing taken in around the tumtum. leah's tumtum is JUST small enough to fit inside of it, but it's very dangerous. therefore, she is starting a regimen to make her tumtum tighter and skinnier. no, she is not dieting, she doesn't want to kill herself or have any of the nasty side effects of being skinny and dieting at the same time. instead, she went to the super-duper site called theknot.com, where she has been registered for about a year or so, and found out the perfect system for losing tumtum inches. unfortunately, it sounds hard and leah is lazy. but anything for the dress, you know.
eee! it makes her look like a slender, delicate fairy princess! :) but last night she had the dream of becoming faint, telling Richard to go for water, and passing out on the hard tile floor with no one to catch her on continuous loop. well, sometimes it combined with the dream of asking ms. pieper if she could go out for some fresh air if one of the chaperones went with her but still be able to get back into the dance, and ms. pieper saying no. that scared leah so she is determined to fit comfortably inside this dress of hers.
also this beautiful dress exposes leah's back, but her back is very icky-looking, with lots of spots and things because her skin just won't quiet down. echo same problem for her shoulders and her upper chest. she is resolving to buy a shower cap and a back scrubber so she can wash every day without having to wash her hair every day. she doesn't know what do do other than that. she doesn't know what to do with her face either, which is acting up now that things have started happening towards prom. she hates it when her skin finds out that exciting things are happening, cos then it rears up and breaks out. advice would be welcome.
leah is also resolving to buy a water bottle and carry it with her everywhere so she can easily drink like a fish. she picked up somewhere that drinking lots of water cures virtually every ill.
basically, leah's resolutions for prom:
1.) work out that tumtum.
2.) wash back more often.
3.) find out what to do about face.
4.) drink lots of water.
5.) get more sleep. she doesn't know how she is going to do this, as she has a difficult time falling asleep at night.
6.) try out a depilatory.
7.) keep nails trimmed and filed, and deal with cuticles as often as possible.
8.) scrub feet more often.
9.) take better care of lips. i.e. pamper the suckers.
10.) stop rubbing eyes all the bloody time.
11.) find out what the heck to eat at school that isn't salty, oily, overly sugary, nutrition-deficient, or rabbit food.
12.) eat more vitamin B - fish, nuts, eggs, etc.
13.) acquire some eye cream so her poor lil lookers aren't so abused.
14.) exfoliate upper chest every other day.
15.) finally get some shave gel.
16.) do every last bit of homework so this opportunity isn't revoked.
=^.^=