Whore Numero UNO!

May 25, 2005 17:24

Hey, guys! I'm _emowhores, and I'm here to amuse you all, and shed some humor, perspective and prozac into the life of those damn emo kiddies! So... Here's our first one today! Comin' all the way from Atlanta Georgia... It's... TROPICPRINCESS!

Whore: tropicprincess
Crimes: Whining insessantly about how much guys suck. Well, they do but when you mix it with uncapitalized 'I''s, misspellings, and HOLY RUN-ON SENTANCES! BATMAN!, then you have an emo kid.
Evidence: 'i hate how guys lie and cheat and gosh just suck. i mean i cant take this anymore no one is ever who they say they are and when u fall its to late then u end up seeing the real them and it hurts liek hell. but oh well i guess ill learn to not trust everyone so much and ill learn that old habits die hard. shout ou t to yan thanx for always bein a gentleman and bein honest. i admire that. hope all is well b/c for me right now i feel like hell!!!!'
Verdict: Emo Whore. Not one of the worst, but for the first emo whore, it's pretty good. If you have any idea what I'm saying...
 Sentence: One English class, and a piece of moldy cheese. Simply because I can give those out.
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