Um,.. Ian Hawkes?
Excerpt from the BEST BAND EVER's website
name: Ian
query: I get DANGEROUSLY aroused by my name...is this normal?
It is when your name is Ian. No name so successfully blends sexuality, bravado, courage, honesty, intensity, thoughtfulness, ethical commitment, athleticism, historical relevancy, height, surface area, tornado warnings, thermal radiation, and caramel.
Do you know what the problem would be? The problem would be if you didn't shoot all over the inside of your pants every time you signed a letter